Sunday, October 28, 2007

before i forget...

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i believe the proper chr'nology is:

Al Roker;
Tracy Morgan;
Brad Garrett;
Ross Mathews


when composing Skinny Bitches, i guess i had a sort of Eurocentric-type of Mindset going.

which is unfortunate, because, actually, it was [me seeing] Tracy Morgan [on the Conan o'Brien show] who that had sparked the Impetus within me to write about the Comfortably Plump converting turning themselves into the UNFORTUNATELY BONY in the first place.


i know that there are other Kats, just in general, who've also undergone such a conversion, but.. the moment, i can't think of them.

but, while i am talking about Famous Fuckers:

a.) no, bobby brown.. self-respecting Homosexual would be interested in ... attempting Prison Moves on you.

so, you need not worry about That happening.

and when you'd shown us that even-nastier Little Side of yours to Us, on national TeeVee, anyways...

...well, i, myself, had lost even more fuckin' r'spect fer ya, brah.

b.) y'know?

there was an episode of According to Jim that had our Jim Belushi SPORT A MUSTACHE.



...jim looked so macho, didn't he, with That Fucker?

with that ´70s Porne Starre Mustachhio?

fancy A BUM?

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...and this muther↕fucker..

..really, how could one expect for me to be able to keep my fuckin' Britches on?


en effet.


i wound up being sooooooooooooo.. ..fuckin' horny, after having watched all i could, of Frank, and ... The Big Gay Following. . . . .

. . . . .i think i actually wound up beating off twice That Day.

(to get me to masturbate twice in even three days' time is highly unusual..., THENCE, those two dudes must have had An Effect on me.)

if my Chronology still properly maintains its integrity..

..The Big Gay Following(♫-1) came after Workout from The Pen (EXERCISE WITH CONVICTION!).(♫-2)

_\↕/_ _\↕/_

anyway: the reason i chose to show you guys this particular clip is, is because of The Event that happened thither at position 2:07; and the 2nd Event which had occured, as a consequence, at position 2:08.


i .. believe that this 1st event was what sent me over The Edge(♫-3), although, based on this 2nd Event, even in Merry Old England, i suppose Some Things, for the natives, are still considered IRREGULAR.


eric page is a rather cheeky lad, râight?

indeed He is.

and, yeah, one of those dude whose bum i would Fancy, verily.


i suppose he just hasn't found a peaceful-looking black guy to molest...

...i know niggers live in England, after all. would need only leave it up to me to swoop in there, when one of those White Boys rejects you, Mr. Page..

..and thus take you into An Alley and give ya The Shagging you seem to want, so badly.

i need only make sure you are already All Cleaned Out, inside, before i commence The Fucking...

...´less i turn a bit violent and kick ya in the Bollocks m'self.

i shall need to pay A Little Visit to great britain, some time..

..i need to pillage some Red↕Heads, y'know?

(♫-1) (a subsidiary, indeed, of BALLS OF STEEL.)
(♫-2) (that is to say, i happened upon The Former after The Latter.)
(♫-3) (and reaching for The Lotion and DREAMCATCHER.)

workin' out from The Pen.

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there are so many things [even within] just the first 30-seconds [starting from The Title Sequence] of this clip(♫-1) which i could Lay Comment on...

...but, i won't.

i cannot.

Workout from The Pen: EXERCISE WITH CONVICTION! is a series that is hosted by; once i determined that This Series wasn't being filmed with ACTUAL CONVICTS from an ACTUAL FACILITY, i would then spend the longest time trying to figure out whom the fuck "Jesus" was.(♫-2)

i'm sure you can imagine why i would make such an attempt.


ironically, this fucker has already been in The Game for quite some years..
..albeit, basically, mostly in Bit Roles.


using my rudimentary-level ability in Statistics & Analyses, i was able to determine that this actor seemingly has his own affinity: an affinity for Playing Prisoner.

which is cool ─ that nigga, et al., is stupid as shit, in Workout from The Pen.
him, and Ramón.

ah, pinche Ramón...

...seriously ─ he is the type of muther↕fucker upon whom you have to keep An Eye, regarding shit He might be doing "in the background," whilst Jesús talks to you about developing your Triceratops, and Chesticulars.(♫-3)


frank alvarez..
..this is the fucker who portrays Jesús.

this is the fucker who ... whose crotch i wanna bury my face in ─ verdaderamente, quiero chupar su verga, malamente...
...i am kinda shocked that i am just discovering Him, but ..... maybe with time, Ese will gain even more exposure: he's actually appeared on an episode of how i met your mother(♫-4) just a few weeks ago (if my chronology is correct).

but, yeah.
you have no idea ─ to me, this cholo is like a heart↕throb(♫-5) ── and a fucked-up heart↕throb, to boot.. ..given the sheer number of Quotables one has the potential to derive from him, from any of the 5-short, available clips They currently have up.

this is why i cannot wait for Them to come out with more episodes...
...i need to see some more of Lil' Midget and Tyreese.
i need to see more of those cute-ass Mugs that frank will be prone to making at The Cam'ra, from out of nowhere.


b'tween This, and...

(♫-1) (at the moment, there are 4 others like It)
(♫-2) (and by "the longest time" i mean about an hour ─ this, after i stumbled across WORKOUT FROM THE PEN, "accidentally", on the 24th of this month.)
(♫-3) (however ... i get this feeling that the dude who portrays Ramón is actually straight.

where do i get this from?

well, i get it from listening to him talk, and watching his Face, in A Particular Bit that he was in; when i do this OBSERVING, i glean "str8-boi who's just Fuckin' Around" consequently.

and from whence, exactly, do you get This?, you ask?

well, you'll just have to root around and see, for yourselves ─ maybe get back to me, with your results.)
(♫-4) (which is another CBS-fave of mine ─ that which i would rather watch, than pro-wrestling, these days.)
(♫-5) (one of many, of course..)

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

the Sickness.

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while i'm still talking about HIV...

...i also want to talk about something, regarding This, which disturbs me:

the fact that there are white [males] who have this infection who still want to engage in Unprotected Sex.

and, ´not just dissonance with this want to engage Unprotected Sex, but, the want to continue to engage UNPROTECTED SEX, en specificum, with ... [non-Whites {males}].


specifically, back when I was on the prowl on The "Dating" Sites, I would come across ADs...

..within those ADs, i'd see whites who say they [are not ones who conscientiously limit themselves to only Fellow Whites(♫-1), (♫-2)] and that they wanna freak with these [non-Whites].

then i look-to-see mention of HIV-status; [more times than i can be comfortable with], the indication will be either Positive(♫-3) or Blank(♫-4).

more discomfittingly, these fuckers will tell their audience, they specifically want to have the Sexual Relations with [non-whites] sans prophilactiqué.


let me start to name NAMES: that these whites want to have sex with black [people]..
..that ... that They would actually even go to a beautiful place like Hawai'i(♫-5) with that shit: with the potential to pyra-mid-dic-cal-ly infect those sexy natives of That [Clustre of] Island[s], because of their selfish wants.


because you want to Bust More Nuts, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY, you will to take down others, with you?

even though those individuals who ... willingly Put Themselves At Risk really wouldn't have any other individuals to blame but themselves(♫-6), if Inoculation does in fact occur..
..well, i still feel that someone, between the two(♫-7) of them, needs to be Responsible.

this Responsible Party, of course, should be that person with the HIV.


i digress.

i am disturbed by the fact that HIV-infected white [men] will conscientiously seek out Black [Men] (and, by extension, other Persons of Colour) for sex(♫-8), (♫-9), (♫-10).
my Feathers become furtherly ruffled when those whites want this sex to be without condom.

umm... ...the black community is already Beleaguered, Enough, as it is..., honestly, i view This Phenomenon as being an assault upon It.

´yet another assault upon it.

i do not appreciate It, and... ...I can only hope that The Brothers are not giving in to their 2nd Heads, thence.


i do have a soft spot in my heart for Samoans, and, Samoan/Japanese(♫-11) Fellas ─ They who are featured in That State which i do hope to make a little visit to, some day.

so, i really don't want anyone defiling them, either(♫-12); i do not want to have to Be Afraid to SUCK HAWAI'IN COCK(♫-13) i do not want to have, in the back of my mind, worries about my getting It from a fucker who managed to catch HIV, 26-degrees removed from the [original] carrier(♫-14).

as far as I am aware, Hawai'i still has a relatively-low rate of infection amidst its inhabitants ─ i'd like fer it to stay that way.

in reading This, you might come away with the impression that i'm not especially fond of white people.
and, i'm not.

´just joking!

nah ─ as far as i am concerned: everyone is fucked up.

and, this fuckéd-uppédness, indeed, is not limited to one nationality, or ethnicity.


on the other hand ... SOME are, indeed, more fucked than others.(♫-15)

in this instance, i am focusing on this troubling practice i have bourne witness to, of white men exposing non-whites to infection.

there is probably more that I can say, about it .. but, nothing comes to mind.

(♫-1) (hooray.)
(♫-2) (actually, they might conscientiously exclude Fellow Whites, more than anything.)
(♫-3) (at the very least, i can laud them for the upfront disclosure.)
(♫-4) (which most people [who think themselves Currently Negative] merely take to mean a silent-admission of POSITIVE STATUS.)
(♫-5) Hawai'i ─ with the apostraphe in place between the two i's.

(♫-6) (that goes for Them or me.)
(♫-7) (or MORE ─ if that is to be the case.)
(♫-8) (obviously ... i would be even more pissed with Those Individuals who regularly, and blithely, do Unsafe Shit but are either too chickenshit to get tested to confirm That which shouldn't come as A Shock for them to discover, anyway, or, know They do have HIV but ... would lie and say they're currently Negative.)
(♫-9) (god bless ya, though, if at the very least you disclose your status and try to enforce Safer Sex Rules, as much as possible.)
(♫-10) (although, i can't forget about the lovely white males who would deign be "the giver," and expects that their partners allow said giver to ejaculate their Sperm into the intestinal tract.


them fuckers trip me out.)
(♫-11) (or, whomever, from oriental-asia.)
(♫-12) (please do try to remember that, until The Big Corporations, et al., stop being greedy, and just go on ahead and make that Fucking Vaccine for IT, already, that virus will still be A Virus; although it is not immediately-lethal, It is still, generally, a killer ─ a killer ... a biological-type hazard.

the vast majority of individuals infected with It would prefer it if They didn't have it ─ the vast majority of individuals currently not infected with it would prefer it if they stay That Way; so, i stand by my usage of the term "defiling", although, by no means, do i aim to imply that every person with HIV is "dirty," or "filthy".

not by a long shot.)
(♫-13) (for that one-of-a-kind Fruit Taste!™)
(♫-14) (which is what i mean by pyramidic infection ─ i'm sure there's a better term for It, but, i can't think of it.

but, i am sure that if any of you happen to know what That Term is, you will feel free to tell me.

(♫-15) (i'm not at liberty to give the official word on who takes The Crown, at the moment.

please feel free to enlighten me, If You Know.)

this is why i like Bill Maher;

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(obsolete-video code removed 5:42 a.m., 2/14/08; will be updated eventually)


u da man, Bill: U DA MAN.

(it's probably also fair i disclose the URL from which this clip was derived; it is hence.)

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Skinny Bitches.

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skinny bitches.

i'm sorta like Mo'Nique, in a way, on this one.


don't git'r twisted, though: Morbid Obesity will always be just that, to me ─ Disgusting, Bologna-smell under The Multi-Folds, Obese.

That said..
..i really don't mind a bit of Fluff, on indiwiduals ─ [i feel, ]in most cases, This fills A PERSON'S FEATURES out, nicely.

That said..
..i s'pose it's time for me to get to part of the reason i'm writing about This:

Ross "The Intern"(♫-1)
Brad Garrett

This Matter first came to my attention, back in 2006, or whenever, when i got to bear witness to The New ANT; next up was the inimitable Brad Garrett..
..then, last week(♫-3), when i got to bear witness to ... The New Ross.


..he really looked like a shell of his Former Self...

...i actually thought the fucker was cute, too.

rather, he just went on and did somethin' for his Public Image.


now, i think i might have to look upon our intern as being a Big-Huey Silly Infantile Goof, as opposed to a Cute, Air-Headed, Affable Fruity Lug(♫-4); i wish it were different, but, no, i cannot love Thee, anymore, ross.

i wanted to fuck You, as well, bro..
..but, now that you, too, have Sold Out...


now, by no means am i encouraging anyone to endanger Their Health, just for the sake of looking good(♫-5); but, really..
..would you rather A Fucker want to "do The Due" with you because you're now Slim'n'Trim(♫-6) or because you, actually, have recently acquired a smidgeon of Pudge?

i cannot love Tubs of Larde, either..
..but, nah, i'm still not into Boning With Skeletons™.
not especially when Old Skelly seems to now think its self All That and a Bag of Chips with DIPPE and A MINTE, as a direct result of this Loss.


i cannot love Tubs of Larde..
..but, i'm not encouraging anyone to pack a coupla extra pounds, just to make Me, or/and My Dick, happy; as with most things, not everything is for EVERYONE, anyway ─ verily, some of you would be better off being Light as Feather ... and, as such, i will want to lick your Sack as much as i'd consider licking the sack of The Plush'n'Fabulous Fucker.


(♫-1) (b.k.a., Ross Mathews)
(♫-2) (b.k.a., Anthony Steven Kalloniatis{♫-2a})
(♫-3) (or, whenever)
(♫-4) (®.)
(♫-5) (not especially in such a non-traditonal way!)
(♫-6) (also ®.)

{♫-2a} {whom, actually, i coulda swore was a Fuckin' Italian.}

get tested, y'all!

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on my way back home from work, yesterday morning, i decided to finally make a stop past my Local Clinic to, y'know, get tested.

for, HIV.

so far, so good..
..that test came back Definitively Negative, for the presence of HIV-antibodies.

which, as far as I can tell, means, basically, my LITTLE ESCAPADES hasn't apparently, as of yet, landed me in The Hot Seat.

which is good.

here in my city of Baltimore, we have Chase/Brexton Clinic; this clinic provides Free HIV-testing, and, like, sliding-scale, fee-based(♫-1) Basic STD Screening(♫-2), (♫-3).

this clinic provides Free HIV-testing.. can opt to use The Rapid Test.
this test can gather Specimen which may be either Saliva or Blood(♫-4).
results from the analysis will be generated in 20-minutes.

i really do encourage Muther↕Fuckers to take advantage of These Services, when they can; i, myself, have made it a habit to Get Tested every 90 - 105 days ─ starting in September 2002(♫-5).

This was how things were able to work out, for me; it's one of those other reasons why i'm glad i hadn't limited m'self to some 9-to-5er...
...This, which can pose a bit of a problem for You, who do work those sorts of Hours.


i sorta suppose i can let It go, if a bloake is not that sexually active, and gets himself tested, as such, but Twice, in a 365.25-day period..
..i would not be as forgiving, if said Bloake opts to Test only once a year.
or less.

(for you Monogamy Freaks, out there: please remember that, for some people, with certain Partners, it need only take one time for Transmission to occur.

and, yeah..
..this Virus, with all its current iterations, does not care about whether or no you be Slut or you be [Boring/{Self-}Righteous] ─ it only cares about seeking an easy pathway through which It may travel, and thusly PROMULGATE.)

anyway, since i currently am in one of my uncharacteristic Generous Moods, i'll hook up mah Baltimore Peeps wit' D' Address so you, too, may try to live your lives a bit more responsibly(♫-6); don't worry about anyone Snitchin' on ya, or anything like That, by the way: Straight, Gay, non-Choosy.. ..ah reck'n dat as long as you come up dere wit' some R'spect..'ll git Dat R'spect gi'en right back t'ya.

if you're lucky, you can even get A Copy of Your Results..
..This, so you can have something to show Fuckers, and, Doubting Thomases.


In Mt. Vernon Centre:
1001 Cathedral Street ↕ Baltimore, MD 21201
Monday through Thursday 9 am – 7 pm, walk-in;
Friday 9 am – 4 pm, walk-in
you may call 410-837-2050 for MORE INFORMATION

(♫-1) (i didn't say "free-based"!)
(♫-2) (y'know ─ the Garden Variety VENEREAL DISEASES: Chlamydia, Syphilis, Gonorrhea)
(♫-3) (since i am Broke, for now, i need only pay 10 Bucks.)
(♫-4) (me, personally: i prefer submitting Blood Sample, via Finger Pricking; this preference probably stems from my trying to be Penitential ─ for some perverse, unknown reason.)
(♫-5) (yeah ─ i had, at one point, earlier in my Sexual Career, been SUCKIN', and FUCKIN' ASS, enough to justify the frequency ── i did not like the fact that these Antibodies may not actually show up until six months after inoculation; even though the instances of my Sexual Activities had already, longly-ago, dropped off ... i did establish A Tradition which i felt i needed to uphold.., there We are.)
(♫-6) (i really don't want anyone else besides City Folk to utilize these services; out-of-staters, who would deign try to show up, thither, just to get A Freebie, definitely had better not show their faces.. best talk to Your Governor about allocating some more Resources, or whatever.)

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

"Made in China." (part 3 of 3.)

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This is the other entry that i am going to make an attempt to finish, before i Hit The Showers.

i believe i, as with the "a Dirty Sanchez" series, probably said most of what I had wanted to, in the last two parts of This.., i guess i'll just, y'know, keep This One relatively-short, as well.

the greed of The Capitalists seems to be impacting Americans in yet another adverse way.


for all this money That is being made.. come those Soulless Bastards still aren't happy?


the second-to-last job i worked?

i got to have some momentary glimpses into the actvities of the Rich, of the Affluent, and of The Wealthy, sometimes.

from what i saw, i did not come away, especially Impressed.

all the Pretensions, and Façades...
...the overall Fakeness, i bore witness to.

these strange, meaningless Rituals, these white people (mostly) undertook...
...These, which, apparently, was supposed to make me believe made these fuckers "refined".



than.. ..i?



for This, they sacrifice the Health and Well-Being of themselves, and their Fellow Man.



what the hel─what the fuck is going on, in China, anyways??

what is yal FUCKIN' PROBLEM?

for, i ... i'm not Feelin' It.

i'm not feelin' all this mutha↕fuckin' bullshit y'all exposin' us to, 'n' shit.

not unless..
..That, which apparently had been good for The Goose, has indeed also been good for The Gander.

y'know.. ..i can totally see The Government of China, et al., being open to a multi-...-billion dollar LawSuit, under the right circumstances.

well into the 21st Century.. ..and you mean to tell me you still don't motha↕fuckin' know Lead is a known [neuro-]Toxin, for Humans??


the sheer number of People you affected... didn't just fuck over the primary consumers of The Tainted Product ─ you also fucked over the people who have to live around those who, presumably, have suffered all sorts of Developmental Disabilities, thence.
those consequences are Far-Reaching, man.

and I cannot condone That.


fuck The Taliban: the Chinesethey've been waging Biological Warfare against America, for, only God knows, how long.

i don't claim to be religious...
..i really am hoping for A Day of Reckoning to come real soon.

i just want for all this bullshit to STOP.

i'd rather it be Our Creator to put an end to Humankind.. ..not actual Humans.


(and, as always: if you want to know my stance on some other things, related to This Matter..
..well, give me a buzz, here.

and, i will be sure to Whip Somethin' Up, when i can.


Rex OUT.)

a ... Dirtier Sanchez. (part 3 of 3.)

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(it had to come, some time.


i guess most of the fuss about This had already died down, long ago; but, i had made a commitment to Finishing This Shit Off.., i'm going to make an attempt to do just that, hence.

Matthew can live his life, conservatively; i am okay with That.
i am not that thrilled that he aligns himself with Republicans .. but, only because, as a general rule, Republicans try to impose Their Views on others who "just ain't feelin' it".
and.. ..because... ...Matthew aligns himself with a party who, lately, has been exposed as being Profound Hypocrites ─ the "do as I say, not as I do ... ´less we judge you as we continue to do our own Dirty Shit"-variety.

(i am neither Democrat nor Republican; i am neither Conservative nor Liberal.
for That Matter, i am not Moderate, either.
every issue that is put in front of me to consider, i try to evaluate, on a case-by-case basis.)

I don't care about Matthew's reverting to his previous homosexual ways.. ..but, on the provision that He is in fact sucking That Cock(♫) again, he's gonna have to GET IT TOGETHER ─ he shalt not put up a Heterosexual Front..
..he shalt not commingle with Outspoken, Proud Homophobes, either ─ not especially more so, when he's A Fruit, himself.

basically, That is the extent of It, for me.

I can't think of anything else to say, at the moment.
(i will be needing to get ready for Work, in a few more minutes, and, I actually want to close out one other Entry that is currently "outstanding", anyway.)

if any of you would like for me to, y'know, Elaborate on anything you believe I had left out ... then, you may feel free to leave some comments asking me to do so.



(but, when would These Comments come, anyways?)

(♫) (and, possibly, taking It up the arse, sometimes?)

Saturday, October 6, 2007

"the Jena 6." (part 2.)

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i do not, and cannot, condone the gang-bank ─ but, i would have turned a blind eye to the matter if it was just a one-on-one (or, tops, a two-on-one) altercation, because the "victim" said something Racially Insensitive; in That Case, it wouldn't be a JENA SIX.

it would be a JENA ONE.

and i woulda been cheering that black fucker on, THUGGIN' PATHOLOGICAL NIGGER or not, too.


..while i do believe that all parties who were involved in the beat↕down of Justin Barker need to be convicted (albeit for Aggravated Assault, or, at the most, aggravated-Attempted Manslaughtering), them three white boys who executed that Bright Idea need to have some other Penalties imposed, upon them.

other penalties, besides being perpetrators of Hate Crime.


Two-Thousand-... ...and -Fucking-Seven(♫-1), and you mean to tell me you, as a white person, don't know what kinda Pandora's Box THAT is??

either Today's Youth really are fuckin' oblivious, or..

..They really are fuckin' STUPID.(♫-2)

but, actually, the other main issue at hand, for me, is this perceived Inequality of Application of Judicial Sanctions, to the, ─ahem,─ "prankster[z]".

That, i am inclined to go along with.

i am inclined to believe that The Courts were intentionally harsher on the black fuckers, specifically because the[ir skin was] Black; whereäs the White Perps were given that rote Slap On Wrist, pro'ly not so much because the[ir skin was] white, in this instance, as it was because They just weren't BLACK.

if all these Famous Black Figures are going to be fighting for something, it had better not be for freeing The Jena 6.

none of them deserve FREEDOM(♫-3): at least one of them already had "priors"; presumably, the rest of them already committed punishable-offenses that They just ain't had documented, yet; if that's not the case, for some of them, then.. ..well, They shoulda known better than to be hanging out with The Wrong Crowd, anywayz.

anyway, i'm going to just wait until i hear something else definitive, about This Case, before i formulate any other Words to spare..

..i think I pro'ly've said enough about It, by now.(♫-4)


(♫-1) (and in the south, no less.)
(♫-2) (i guess you'd say, both, huh?)
(♫-3) (or, i guess, Restitution for Time Already Served.)
(♫-4) (on the bright side: there won't be a[n immediate] 3rd Part to this!

"the Jena 6." (part 1.)

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my turn:

i just did a bit of reading up on This Little Matter, from WIKIPÆDIA; from That Reading, i have come to this conclusion:

whether you like It or
not, them niggiz need to be locked-up,
for gang-bankin' a mutha↕fucka.

but, the crackiz who went on
ahead and did something as charming as
hanging actual Nooses(♫-1) from
The White Tree ... them fuckers need
to be locked-up thrice-as-long.

´for doing some stupid shit as That ─ knowing that Niggas be lookin' for a reason to BLOW SOME SHIT UP.

i guess it might just be as simple as That.

but, of course...

...I don't want for It to be that way.

i really am glad that i held off on forming Complete Opinions about this matter until i had more facts about it; i went into It thinking one thing, but, came away, leaning t'wards another.

i mean, Assault is ASSAULT ─ period.

especially-more-so, when 6 muther↕fuckers beat up on one?

come on, now.

no rational, reasonable person can defend That ─ Justin Barker probably wasn't even one of the fuckers who put up Those Nooses, in the first place!

ah, but.. ..That is to be an issue dealt with at another time ─ maybe even by another blogger.

so far, all I've read was, basically, a bunch of Speculation.

a bunch of Speculation, about some pretty serious fuckin' shit.

(i am not satisfied by This.

i am not satisfied about the fact that People believe they can actually commit malicious deeds against innocent people, and not have to Pay Penalties for it ─ that These Fuckers(♫-2) have actually made STOP FUCKIN' SNITCHIN' be somethin' cool and acceptable to the point where ... Blood can, and will, be shed, in enforcing one's continued ability to na'er-do-well; and that The Meek, and Misguided, will conscientiously turn a Blind Eye to WITNESS INTIMIDATION ─ or even encourage the promulgation of It.)

the only things i can be sure of, be: that some nooses got hung, directly after (but, not necessarily because) a black student, passively/aggressively, brought up the fact that White Students were hogging a nice-asséd tree; and that, not too longly afterwards, a white fucker got Rodney Kinged by 6 black fuckers.

(♫-1) (i don't care if it was two or three.)
(♫-2) (irregarding Ethnicity ─ as Wanda Sykes would put it, i am probably as afraid of a White [Nigger]{♫-2a} in a Business Suit with a comb↕over and a Wall Street Journal in his hand as i am of a Black [Nigger] with Sagged Pants, White-T, and Dreadlocks ─ if not even more so)

{♫-2a} (or Cracker, if you must.)

ah, Oscar, mi corazon...

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...mi corazon quién, para ahora, esta infamoso.(♫-1)

well, Long Story, shortened:

basically, i don't believe Those Pics are of señor Oscar de la Hoya; and even if they were: a man's engaging in CROSSDRESS isn't automatically indicative of his also willfully-engaging in Sexual Contact with other males, anyway.(♫-2)

i certainly wouldn't judge a person, adversely, based on [the sex of the individual he wants to screw{ around with}].


and, in considering just whom, exactly, Oscar is...
...i really wouldn't want to, either.

calling that person Oscar de la H[---](♫-3) might be cute, fer summa'yiz..
...but, really: i'd like to see you make an attempt to say That to his face.


please, try It.

at any rate, i have no opinion, one way or another, about the bloake, since i don't follow Boxing; in appraising the photographs which That Certain Site(♫-4) provided, in backing up its claim, i came to the conclusion that it is very likely said images were DOCTORED.

so, put your tongues back in your mouths, fags..
..and, don't you dare feed That Falsehood which is being perpetrated about PAPÍ.(♫-5)

i mean, for The Sakes of Christ, THIS is a person's rep-...
...-putation, and Family, at stake, here:

pinche, ¿¿saben ustedes cuánto Machismo que mexicanos típicos tienen??

just in considering That, alone, i don't think Our Little Pugilist would consider undertaking such an activity.. ..but if he were to. . . . .well, i am almost certain he'd be very proäctive in being Public about that "peccadillio," actually: This, so that, over time, you fuckers would learn to not make That be such a big deal anymore.

i guess.

(♫-1) (shut up.)
(♫-2) (i didn't just say "...of his being homosexual" because, for ONE, one's pursuit of dressing up in typical-Opposite Gender's Clothing {or, CROSSDRESSING}, etc., is not relegated to just gays; for TWO, in speaking about Men, there are indeed others besides gays who, willingly, engage in sexual-acts with other men.

thank you, very much.)
(♫-3) (this will be one of those few times when i censor something.)
(♫-4) (one that i will not, at the moment, publicize)
(♫-5) (3.24-hit Technical Alliteration-combo; +5,992 points)

Friday, October 5, 2007

"The Gangs of Camden County," is it?

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click me!

after i watched this episode [of MY NAME IS EARL], last night..
..well, yeah, i had to muffle m'self.

i was finna make myself Hoarse, from all my yelling and laughing.

People woulda thought I was killin' someone, in my room, the way i was compelled to Carry-On:



you two are some brave, fruity fuckers.


i didn't know what to do with myself.

between you two, and Patrick..'s pretty strange that i haven't "liberated The Troops" this week(♫).

i mean.. ..i cannot account, precisely, for what made me respond to It, such as I had, yesterday ─ i've already watched more hard↕core porn than any reasonable human probably should have ... all just in one day.

so, really?

what's the big deal about seeing Two Big Grown Fuckers do something as simple as Kiss, and, umm, be Prisonly Affectionate?

well, i might be able to tell you, after all:

the fact that, well ... i got to see two presumably heterosexual men carry on, such as They had ─ the fact that, well ... if they're not Fudge-Packin', after↕all...
...They sure could fool me:

the fact, yeah, that ... it was a Black Guy and a Mexican Guy, doing this, with each other.

the Socio-Cultural Implications that were carried, thence.


That was hot, to me.

They were hot ─ It was hot.

plus, It was FUNNY.

to see Them carry on, such as They had, was also funny.

who'd've thunk two Macho Fuckers would talk, such as They had, to one another¿

the funny thing is.. ..when That One Thing happened, per the decree of The Warden, i almost immediately knew, from thereön, I was gonna be in for A Treat.

it looks like i was successful in my application of BYAKUUGAN, on this day.

my god..
..i was just really happy to see what I had.

i guess, because, i saw something I wanna get into, more.

maybe i need to move to Los Angeles, then, after all.

sí: porque quiero chupar muchos vatos locos; y, quiero para ellos chupeme, también(♫).


Rex out.

(♫) (alright ─ That should be my only heterosexual-style Euphemism for EJACULATION.

for now.)
(♫) (nope: i can even hook-up with them ones on THE D.L., if i must.


"Part Three"? Who Me?

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i think i can already see it..

..i think I can already see the fact that i am going to be bad with penning parts subsequent any entries which span more than 2.

so far, i have two Manifestos, in queue, to RESUME.

will i finish Them?

sure i will.

i guess.

if i determine there is enough demand for it.

i could always just go ahead and write them ... and then just keep ´em tucked-away, until some people start to ask about them.

That sounds fair, I guess.

"Made in China." (part 2.)

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under the governance of the adage of lying with ... Dogs, ironically, making you finna come back up with Fleas, look at what's happened:

a "sizeable" number of those animals (plus an unspecified number of Elderly People) got sick from consuming That Shit: some even DIED, for the Sakes of Christ.

..just for that All-Might Dollar.

_\↕/_ _\↕/_


is it?

now, even though I really don't watch or read The News, much..
..not even i could miss all this shit goin' on ─ i thought that it was relegated to just shit from Mexíco...
...but, no, yo ─ fo' sho'(♫-1), even China has been... ...i guess you might say, getting Its REVENGE upon us.


that's cool, and all, but.. ..i just wish that you fuckers haven't been so... ...indiscriminate, in your targeting.

some people do need to die, or/and, sustain Permanent Injuries/Disabilities ─ you just need to canvass a few Corporate Offices, etc.; if you want to hit some peripheral targets, get these CEOs' Children, or, whatever ── under the governance of that other maxim, sometimes(♫-2), y'gotta break'r few eggs in order t'make ´n omlit, maybe it would take hurting Loved Ones(♫-3), or/and, affecting The Fuckers who facilitate their ability to, y'know, Efficiently Make Monies, to get ´em to ... renounce their Sinful Ways.



countless years, countless children ─ inner-city parents in The Dollar Stores, buying them That Tinker-Toy Shit, either just to get Them to shut up, or/and, appease Them...

...i am fully convinced that, to "say the least," There Musta Been Somethin' In The Water, for a certain segment of the American Black Population to, basically, ACT THE SAME/exhibit strongly-similar Behaviourial/Psychological Deficiencies.

what many of us, These Days, would call being a


, is, really, [the "logical" extension of a currently un-named] pathology ─ a mental disorder.

i am convinced of That.(♫-4)

in a way, i can't even really be mad at Those Individuals who exhibit those signs of Niggerism ─ They can't help themselves.

i'm not saying they don't need to be Locked Up, somewhere(♫-5)..
..but, i am saying, i know it's not Their Fault ─ just as only few Human Beings would, (at least in this hateful-assèd society, anyway), choose [non-Heterosexuality].. ..probably as many, or fewer, would choose to be a Nigger.

(or, humour'usly, a WIGGER.)

few would choose to conscientiously replicate those pathologies which have, most conspicuously, been taken up by a certain segment of Urban Black Individuals.

although, i am now remembering a recent observation i made ─ one that struck me as Ironic: the fact that, actually, some white men were The First [American/English] Gangsters.

weren't they?

sure They were.

there were many more notorious white gangsters before there were ever any notorious black gangsters; so, They were our ROLE MODELS, i am reckoning.


Gangster Crackers.

holy fuck.


(♫-1) (5-hit Technical Rhyme-combo)
(♫-2) (Ah reck'n.)
(♫-3) (and that is actually assuming those Cold White Bastards {and the other non-whites who, follyishly, take up after Them(♫-3a)} actually are capable of LOVE, in the first place.)
(♫-4) (just as i am convinced i've somehow went off on yet another Tangent!

(♫-5) (because, Their Choice, or not: They, Their Ilk, and, most importantly, the people who lead to Their Genesis, still are Menaces to Our Society.)

(♫-3a) (yep ─ i got my eye trained right on you, Matthew.)

"Made In China." (part 1.)

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some of you might have heard this little joke Eddie Murphy used, in Raw; i'm going to direct your attention to the first part of That Joke of his:

  • basically, some Americans are in a chinese restaurant;

  • these Americans call over an attendant to take Their Order;

  • the Attendant takes their order, and leaves;

  • the Americans wait until they think The Coast is Cleared, to make fun of said Attendant;

  • the Attendant, for whatever reason, was actually peering out at Them, from the Staging Area, after returning Thence;

  • the attendant, miffed, tells The Cook, let us make a Special WON-TON SOUP for them.

i'm thinkin'..
..This might be one of those many reasons why We've been getting so much contaminated shit from China, for, only God Knows, how long.


This could be one of the many reasons; or.. ..perhaps, This, actually, has long been a coördinated effort, by The Chinese, to hit Us where it hurts.

us Americans..
..we have our Obvious Weaknesses ─ and, i s'pose you could say, China has, indeed, been exploiting some of Them.

one very good way to sum It up, quickly, is:


this would work, quite nicely.

i could probably end this post Right Here, too.

ah, but ... That's not how I work.

So, as far as my tiny little mind can grasp, i can talk, a bit, about two groups of people, now, who would seek the employ of Cheap Goods:

  • The Poor;
  • The Business Man


you sorta can't fault one of these groups for their purchasing decisions; the other.. ..well, not-so-much.

These, the people who are also likely(♫-1) to hire The Cheap Help ─ los pinche mexícanos, y otros latínos, en específicamente.

This, just so These [White] Bastards can continue to maximize their own, good old Boys', Profit(♫-2).

They, who are also usually the ones to come from out of their face with some shit like, but, if we [raise Minimum Wage], then, we will actually have to begin to [lay-off] people(♫-3): THEM, the fuckers who developed that nifty little idea of Outsourcing.(♫-4)


in the interest of maximizing their own earnings(♫-5), these Executives, et al., really hadn't been stopping at anything, have they?

no, They haven't.

so, i really am wondering about just who it was, that Snitched.
because, as far as I can remember, it all started, just a few months back, with RECALLS OF [DOG] FOOD.


(♫-1) (although not guaranteed)
(♫-2) (no offense being intended to the ones who Aren't Like That.)
(♫-3) (so that, circularly, They can continue to maximime their own, good old Boys', Profit.)
(♫-4) (the irony There being, this little decision, of Certain White People's, has ... quite adversely, affected other White People.

(♫-5) (earnings which, apparently, They feel no real obligation to share with their sub-ordinates.)

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Hunk o' Beef.

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it's an interest of mines.


but, for the purpose of this entry, i will be focusing on just one Hunk ─ hence, the singular-form, in this post's title, hunk.


monday night, i had one of those rare chances to be home; since i had no other better things to do(♫-1), i decided to Flip Through Some Channels ─ on one of those channels(♫-2), was Rules of Engagement.

i dig patrick warbuton(♫-3), so i figured i'd watch His Shit; i was the better for it, because i eventually got to see the big fucker parade around in a mere, red, Speedo.(♫-4),(♫-5)



it seems like our P[u]tty-Cakes has an affinity for SHOWING SOME FLESH, to Us, too; since This apparently is the case, i am sure he, and Family, won't mind it if i were to just show some select images, in perpetuating His Desire..


so, drool away, my dear friends:

patrick warburton/putty/seinfeld/buff/nude

patrick warburton/putty/seinfeld/buff/nude

patrick warburton/putty/seinfeld/buff/nude


´pretty cool, eh?

my current hope is just, y'know, that He will be able to age, gracefully; Brad Garrett, basically, hasn't.

i don't want to fuck Brad Garrett, these days, now that he ... "[has] lost some weight" ─ it's like, y'know, he's but a Shell of his former, tasty, self, etc.(♫-6)


it seems like a few other people, Out There, share my appreciation of this individual, to some degree or another.

´may god bless Them.

(♫-1) (at least, not anything that would not have interfered with my blog-writing)
(♫-2) (CBS)
(♫-3) (and, i also dig that chick──Megyn Price──who co-stars with Him, thence; now, for some odd reason, Megyn reminds me of CYNTHIA WATROS.)
(♫-4) (i am surprised no one yet has posted a clip of This on you↕tube...)
(♫-5) (i am also surprised no one in the audience WOOOOOed, at the sight of That.)
(♫-6) (on the other hand.. ..i heard that he was saying some insulting shit about black people ..... i haven't heard that He has, yet, atoned for That Sin.

so. . . . .)

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

The Mys[t]eries of ´B'log.

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just to think, i actually went into This, believing that the most complex thing i'd need to do, with This, is just slap on some Emboldening and Italicizing on select words, Here'n'There.

ha ha.

´shows ya how much i knew, eh?

...of course It wouldn't be THAT SIMPLE.

mainly, there's apparently a bug in Blog*Spot's Programming, that seems to love fuckin' with Me.
when i don't need for It to(♫).

when i get around to It, i will e-Mail A Bloake (or Bloakette), so as i can see if i can git'em to Fix That Shit ─ it's really fuckin' annoying ... especially when you just really want to go to sleep.

like. . . . .now.

but, can't, b'cuz..
..well. . . . .a Bug is fuckin' with you.


alright, fuckers: Rex Out.

(♫) (is it ever good to have to deal with the consequences that Bugs bring, with them?)

Monday, October 1, 2007

a Dirtier Sanchez? (Part Two.)

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at the moment, i haven't yet precisely articulated what it is that compels me to hold our Matthew Sanchez in a disfavourable light; i reck'n i could get around to doing so, right now, just to git'r over with:

  • the fact that He aligns himself with a group (and, a GROUP OF PEOPLE) who, basically, are really known for actively, and conscientiously, oppressing Persons of Colour ─ this being An Issue that cannot be fudged, or distorted, at all;

  • the very distinct (but not proven) possibility that, yep, this Individual might be on The Down↕Low, to boot.

Those, right there, are the two bases I have, in not thinking especially-highly of our hunky, misguided, confused, Fucker.

(however, in saying That, i guess i am sorta forced to give y'all just a bit of a background on Yours, truly(♫-1):

y'see, i, personally, actually identify as neither Republican nor Democrat; as importantly, i identify as neither Liberal nor Conservative ─ ´call me a FENCE-RIDER if you'd like...

...but, obviously, you'd still be wrong about me.

rather, i'd prefer to render my opinion on Issues on a case-by-case basis; so, there is a very distinct possibility that one may find me undertaking a conservative, moderate, liberal view.....
.....on the same fucking issue.

depending on how much cash i was giv─no.


That Can't Be Right.


well, i do have the capability of undertaking all three views on what seemingly is The Same Matter..
..but, that would be one of the most rarest of circumstances for even me to encountre; and, obviously, I could only feel THOSE THREE WAYS on Three Differing Occasions.)

ah, damn you, Matt.

i have no good way of making This sound good ─ not while I am in almost desperate need of Sleep, anyway.

(but, This needs to be done, eh?

i will find The Right Words to use, in my last entry for tonight, indeed.)

i will, also, uphold the right for Individuals to pursue the paths that make Them feel most comfortable, as long as These Paths, pursued, won't significantly infringe upon the Paths, pursued, of COMFORT'N'HAPPINESS of others: some were built to be Conservative ... others were built to "´pends"...

...some other muther↕fuckers were built to be, i d'no,



the Maple Granola Eaters.. ..and The Milque↕Toast(♫-2).

in saying That, i can affirmatively tell you, from my own experiences, i am subject to feeling ... extreme discomfort being around individuals who govern themselves under either extremes of The Disposition/Experiential Spectrum.

one way, or another, Y'all can do whatever makes you happy ─ but ... it seems like The Fundamental Problem there is, is, yenz keep on trying to force your views on people who, frankly, JUST AIN'T FEELIN' IT.

this goes for Conservatives.. ..this goes for Liberals.


it's folly, the fact that we, As A People, actually still let ourselves be governed by just One Head Honcho of One Political Leaning, PER UNUM ─ Federally; Stately; Municipally.

obviously, a rather substantial-restructuring of Government is needed, so that we can herd everyone into some sort of Appropriate Grouping; the mentality which is enforced, that it's mandatory that our Elected Officials can't be booted out for Sub-Par Performance even sooner than when their Terms expire(♫-3)...

...the mentality that anything, really, has to be mandatory, or has to be stuck with, once implemented or undertaken, when it eventually becomes apparent that No Good Will Come Of It is quite flawed, indeed.

like, for example: i've been up for damn near 26-hours, fuckin' with gettin' My Blog lookin' good ... my eyes should be about ready to fall from out of their respective sockets...

(...and, worsely-more, i am fuckin' hungry.

it feels like i want some Beef.)

(but, i might just be getting some Cereal, instead.

if even that.)

but, instead, i will just quit while I am ahead, and get that rest I deserve ─ there is always Another Day, yeah?

so ... whereäs, in The First Part, i was ripping into the person who spurned all of These Words you're hopefully reading, Here; my foray into making an actual attempt to empathize with Him, and his actions Core Being (♫-4), in this second part, lead me into the first of many tangents you will be seeing me go off into.

ah, well..
..what can You do?

on the bright side, at least i got to, quite accidentally, discover in this post that i can, in fact, utilize Underlines in my blogs!



so .. on this night, i will, basically, spare You, mateo.

but, This is to be far from OVER.


repent ─ denounce thine Sinful Ways ... and, ye, there might be Salvation for you, verily.

i will get to finish editing This when i am finally in a position to do so.

(♫-1) (just a bit, now.)
(♫-2) (ick.)
(♫-3) (not even, say, just Two Months In, but, already with Atrocious Track Record)
(♫-4) (although, no, i'm still pretty much as displeased with Him as ever)

a Dirtier Sanchez. (Part One.)

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..Rod, Rod, Rod.........


a little rumour has been floating around, these past few months, about you; that rumour being, You, matt, having been back on-Line, CRUISING FOR COCK, even though you had just gotten through telling Us that, yeah, you had renounced [your previous] Homosexual Ways.

(i'll touch upon a select couple of your other Issues, later; but, for right now, i'll focus on just this One ─ it won't take me long to do.)

now, i'm not even really as concerned about whether or no you had fallen from off your wagon, as i am, the fact that the AD which you allegedly penned contained the following line, and what the implications of That Line are.



..with a priceless, and oft-uttered, line like That, and, keeping in mind the manner in which Mr. Sanchez currently chooses to present himself to others, æsthetically, and publicly; in conjunction with that picture which That Person said was e-Mailed to him, when responding to that Advertisement:

matt sanchez/wrist thick/rod majors;

i have little-to-nothing stopping me from vesting full credence into this Little Rumour.


also, in considering the manner which That Advert was worded, at the time (and, for that matter, the way That AD is worded, now), i'd not be surprised, whatsomnever, if this was our old Mateo, "slumping" back into his old, cocksuckering, Ways.

besides the former Minimalist's Approach, and the current Religious Approach, of wording, which typically would be used by a person who, y'know, wanted to maintain anonymity(♫-1), and then, albeit unintentionally/inferrentially, convey Dismay at either hs potentially-Newest "Bad" Situation or/and with the very group people he .. was trying to lie in bed with, one other element seems to make all of This point, relatively clearly, to The Mystery Fag being him:

this person having (just as a certain-type of White Person would) said, at one time, the fact he wants nothing to do with Blacks/Asians.

This ties in to my opinion that Mr. Sanchez does think he is [a certain-type of] White.

That Sentiment [which was expressed in the AD], plus the Current Outward Appearance of Matthew, plus That Photo which THE SNITCH procured (which has some Valid Elements of Culpability:

1. the fact that, yeah, basically, That was a picture of The Cock↕Sucker, and that, yeah,

1a. That Image has to have been taken at least around 2004;

2. the fact that This Image isn't just some generic one that just any old fucker could have Snapped Up of him, walking around The Park or eating some Dairy Queen, etc.: but that, almost certainly, This smegma-cheesy picture could have been captured either by himself, using the handy little Auto-Timer Feature {on the obviously high-quality digital camera which someone of Corporal Sanchez's standing should be able to afford}, from within the privacy of his own domecile, or by "a bud" of his;

3. the fact that, even then, Matthew styles and postures himself, as if a White Conservative, [Nut↕Job/über-Patriotic], Jarhead)

makes me feel as if i can be at least 82.58% Certain it is You, dude.

to review all of This:

  • he already aligns himself with conservatives, and republicans;

  • he hasn't, based on what I know, been acting like the non-white that he is, but, rather, like That Certain Type of White(♫-2) of whom i'm not a fan;

  • he makes himself look like your quintessent [Jar↕Head] White Boy, but, only with Tan(♫-3);

  • in 2007, a rumour of there being a Sex AD created by Mon'signior Mateo surfaces;

  • a certain statement in the originally-cited version of That AD reads like one which Certain White People, and those who pattern themselves after Those Individuals, would─and do, regularly─say;

  • That Very Statement circularly links its self back to Matthew, because he looks like, and takes up activities of, one of those ignorant fuckers who'd come from out of his face with something that would so summarily, and conscientiously, dismiss every dude, Asian and Black, from his FUCKING POOL;

  • that The AD, its self, was rather.. ..conservative, with Details ─ as how a person who tries not to snitch on himself, would have It; also, for this person's response to Ethnicity, it's Ask Him ─ obviously you don't want to outright lie and put, say, MONGOLIAN, so when the fucker sees you, and you look like Julia Childs, he can go back and tell other fuckers, no, this fucker is, at the very least, not MONGOLIAN:

to wit, even now, i can't rightfully identify Mr. Sanchez's ethnicity..
..i was gonna call him LATINO, as how his Wiki would place him, but ... He does look like he has some other Blood mixed up in him, now don't he?

The Current Iteration of his AD simply quotes an actual Verse from The Bible(♫-4): of course The AD's Wording shall have changed, after the The Author presumably caught wind of THE SNITCH'S having posted a screeen↕capture of the version he first came acrost; that Bible Shit sounds exactly like some shit that A Fucker Who's Gonna Be Busted, is under pressure, and is, *ahem,* Christianly-influenced (as Mr. Sanchez, presumably, is(♫-5)) would say, too.


the point of all This is, i'm just mapping out The Reasons there are which lead me to believe the rumours of his "relapsing" be true.

and that, i'm trying to generate some Page Hits.


(♫-1) (as also evidenced by there being no Public Picture, neither open nor private, then-as-now)
(♫-2) (MILQUE-TOAST, i believe is The Term i look for.)
(♫-3) (you can be in the military and still retain the æsthetic-qualities of your core ethnicity)
(♫-4) (imagine: actually Proselytizing on a site where the only Kneeling that would willingly be performed would be for a purpose that'd normally make Jesus blush...)
(♫-5) (´nice way to represent Your Tribe, eh guv'nah?)

yo te explíque.

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now this really will be Short-n-Sweet:

if no one else has come up with this seemingly-obvious idea, by now..

..well, it seems to me, that if the radio station 92Q wants to Make Things Right, with all our Local Talent who consistently gitz no luv from The Q-Jays(♫), what it must do is, have the Head Fucker In Charge simply register a new radio station to hit The Air Waves, that will cater EXCLUSIVELY to .. Those Disenfranchised.

ah, but, not only will this H.F.I.C. have to create that station..
..H.F.I.C. will have to give It as much of a push as possible, so that, over the months/years, that station can eventually enjoy the influence which 92Q currently enjoys.

i feel that That is only fair.
give The People what they want ... It will probably be better for all of us.

As Long As It Is Executed Properly.

´just gotta make sure we don't get no Dime-a-Dozen Niggz up on that muthafucka ─ ´¿kna'mean, brah?

(♫) (and i ain't talkin' just about all that Local Club [Music] Shit, either)

it's **Da C'rock**!

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..Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris.........

.........what are we to do, with you?

me, personally: i would make you bullet-proof.
i'd make you -proof to many things, actually ─ you don't need to go away, anytime soon.

whether you mean to, or not, you do a good job of furtherly exposing peoples' Truer Natures ─ for all their ugliness, mainly.

and i know that you, really, don't have anymore Psychoses than the next person; more than anything, you'd probably be content just to be to yourself, if it weren't for the bare-boned idiocy of our fellow "man"; any "problems" you do have, Mr. Crocker, certainly weren't there before People started fucking with you, all the way back from when you were but a wee lad, just playing the cards that Mother Nature,──via your bio-chemistry,──dealt you.

anyway, i really hadn't known about him, at all, before other Peoples of The Internet took notice of his Leave Britney Alone video(♫).
once I looked it over, i had to begin to look over his other you↕tube videos(♫).


he has such fabulous hair, sometimes.

also, looking up chris lead me to finding, in order of listing, two other fags who have carved out their own substantive-piece of the Internets Pie: perez hilton, and william sledd.

(by unrelated-extension, there's Trixie-and-Paris: whom, just a couple of weeks ago, i discovered via another AOL News Item regarding, umm, that recent Miss Teen Something or The Other Thing...; although, really, i am more interested in Trixie {also known as The PRican Bouncer, better known as CARLOS} than Paris {better known as Raul... ...also known as RAULLARA}.

Carlos is fucking cute.

the slight Puerto Rican-twang he has which colours the way he talks is just as cute.

Those two are two be discussed at another time, though..)
..this is The C'rock's Time.

and, chris: you sorta have me enamoured.
you're pretty fierce ... and i bid you lots of luck ─ and i really hope you can get from out of that bum↕fuck area that you're in, as soon as is humanly possible.
and keep being yourself.
but, be careful not to, y'know, become like the very people who seem to get off on persecuting you; do not step into the true dark side...


be a role-model ... be a bastion for the underdogs like you.
yeah, it is easier being a masculine-dispositioned homosexual; but when you're Femme and Fabulous, yeah, you really got more shit to deal with.

but, for now..
..for all of you haters, and, especially you god-forsaken Homophobes:



(♫) properly, the second of two parts of Chris's Videos regarding leaving Ms. Spears alone
(♫) (i'm really not that into MySpace what-so-ever, so, any of chris' vignettes which are exclusive to That WebSite, i will just have to look over, some time way later.)

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