Skinny Bitches.

skinny bitches.

i'm sorta like Mo'Nique, in a way, on this one.



SKINNY BITCHES.



don't git'r twisted, though: Morbid Obesity will always be just that, to me ─ Disgusting, Bologna-smell under The Multi-Folds, Obese.

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That said..
..i really don't mind a bit of Fluff, on indiwiduals ─ [i feel, ]in most cases, This fills A PERSON'S FEATURES out, nicely.


That said..
..i s'pose it's time for me to get to part of the reason i'm writing about This:

Ross "The Intern"^(♫-1)

Brad Garrett

ANT^(♫-2)

This Matter first came to my attention, back in 2006, or whenever, when i got to bear witness to The New ANT; next up was the inimitable Brad Garrett..
..then, last week^(♫-3), when i got to bear witness to ... The New Ross.



:-(.



ANT..
..he really looked like a shell of his Former Self...

...i actually thought the fucker was cute, too.

rather, he just went on and did somethin' for his Public Image.



:-).



now, i think i might have to look upon our intern as being a Big-Huey Silly Infantile Goof, as opposed to a Cute, Air-Headed, Affable Fruity Lug^(♫-4); i wish it were different, but, no, i cannot love Thee, anymore, ross.


i wanted to fuck You, as well, bro..
..but, now that you, too, have Sold Out...


...well.....


...no.

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now, by no means am i encouraging anyone to endanger Their Health, just for the sake of looking good^(♫-5); but, really..
..would you rather A Fucker want to "do The Due" with you because you're now Slim'n'Trim^(♫-6) or because you, actually, have recently acquired a smidgeon of Pudge?


i cannot love Tubs of Larde, either..
..but, nah, i'm still not into Boning With Skeletons™.
not especially when Old Skelly seems to now think its self All That and a Bag of Chips with DIPPE and A MINTE, as a direct result of this Loss.


*(shrug).*


i cannot love Tubs of Larde..
..but, i'm not encouraging anyone to pack a coupla extra pounds, just to make Me, or/and My Dick, happy; as with most things, not everything is for EVERYONE, anyway ─ verily, some of you would be better off being Light as Feather ... and, as such, i will want to lick your Sack as much as i'd consider licking the sack of The Plush'n'Fabulous Fucker.




indeed.

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(♫-1) (b.k.a., Ross Mathews)
(♫-2) (b.k.a., Anthony Steven Kalloniatis^{♫-2a})
(♫-3) (or, whenever)
(♫-4) (®.)
(♫-5) (not especially in such a non-traditonal way!)
(♫-6) (also ®.)

{♫-2a} {whom, actually, i coulda swore was a Fuckin' Italian.}

it's **Da C'rock**!

Mmm..

..Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris.........


.........what are we to do, with you?


me, personally: i would make you bullet-proof.
i'd make you -proof to many things, actually ─ you don't need to go away, anytime soon.


whether you mean to, or not, you do a good job of furtherly exposing peoples' Truer Natures ─ for all their ugliness, mainly.



and i know that you, really, don't have anymore Psychoses than the next person; more than anything, you'd probably be content just to be to yourself, if it weren't for the bare-boned idiocy of our fellow "man"; any "problems" you do have, Mr. Crocker, certainly weren't there before People started fucking with you, all the way back from when you were but a wee lad, just playing the cards that Mother Nature,──via your bio-chemistry,──dealt you.



anyway, i really hadn't known about him, at all, before other Peoples of The Internet took notice of his Leave Britney Alone video^(♫).
once I looked it over, i had to begin to look over his other you↕tube videos^(♫).


:-).

he has such fabulous hair, sometimes.



also, looking up chris lead me to finding, in order of listing, two other fags who have carved out their own substantive-piece of the Internets Pie: perez hilton, and william sledd.

(by unrelated-extension, there's Trixie-and-Paris: whom, just a couple of weeks ago, i discovered via another AOL News Item regarding, umm, that recent Miss Teen Something or The Other Thing...; although, really, i am more interested in Trixie {also known as The PRican Bouncer, better known as CARLOS} than Paris {better known as Raul... ...also known as RAULLARA}.


Carlos is fucking cute.

the slight Puerto Rican-twang he has which colours the way he talks is just as cute.


Those two are two be discussed at another time, though..)
..this is The C'rock's Time.


and, chris: you sorta have me enamoured.
you're pretty fierce ... and i bid you lots of luck ─ and i really hope you can get from out of that bum↕fuck area that you're in, as soon as is humanly possible.
and keep being yourself.
but, be careful not to, y'know, become like the very people who seem to get off on persecuting you; do not step into the true dark side...


...alright?


be a role-model ... be a bastion for the underdogs like you.
yeah, it is easier being a masculine-dispositioned homosexual; but when you're Femme and Fabulous, yeah, you really got more shit to deal with.




but, for now..
..for all of you haters, and, especially you god-forsaken Homophobes:

LEAVE CHRIS CROCKER ALONE!

(bitches.)

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(♫) properly, the second of two parts of Chris's Videos regarding leaving Ms. Spears alone
(♫) (i'm really not that into MySpace what-so-ever, so, any of chris' vignettes which are exclusive to That WebSite, i will just have to look over, some time way later.)

The Premier!

(WOOT.)



i am so thrilled to have my own ´b'log, now.

now, what exactly will I post, here?


do You know?

do I know?

i dunno...


...at the moment, i have no clue.




at any rate, i think it would probably be best that i warn ya:

Viewers' Discretion must needs be Advised.

lest, y'know, your eyes accidentally fall from out of your head, in reading over all the crazy things i will eventually get around to posting.


or, whatever.



basically, i might just talk about anything and everything that pops into my head.
or, i might wind up abandoning the whole thing, some time within the next 12-minutes.


do You know?

do I know?

i dunno, but.........