Wednesday, November 28, 2007

i find it strange.

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i do.

i find it strange, the fact that it is possible I have an actual heart lying somewhere within me.

i am supposed to be a heartless bastard, but..

..obviously, even I have my weakness; it is THIS:

what made me mad was the. . . . .´was the fact that.. ..´was the fact that a woman who looked so innocent.. matronly... warm:

´was the fact that a woman who sang such a beautiful-fuckin'-song had her god-damnèd life stripped away from her, like That.

no human being, who can know all of This, but still not shed at least [2] tears to think about It, when watching That Song performed, deserves to live.

i will probably not want anything to do with you, irregarding whatever other qualities you might have, unless they extraordinarily-compensate for your apparent lack of compassion.

i never fuckin' cry, but, even such a monster as I had to let some water drop.

once i finally saw Ms. Riperton perform this song.

i actually don't think i want to make myself that vulnerable, so suddenly, again.


Tuesday, November 27, 2007

More Farce! More Farce!

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´speaking of Influential Things...

...have a gander at THIS:

in case you didn't know this about Old Rexxie:



and this son-of-a-bitch was chocked-full of ´um.

ooooooooh-daaang she called you a 'ho'!!


my favourite:


´such good, innocent times.....

Monday, November 26, 2007

Pride.. ..and. . . . .Politics? (e.1)

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not really.

actually, i had wanted to share Two Things with you:

  1. some Russian Names that i think are nice;

  2. a picture of a Mystery Feller, from nelly furtado's PROMISCUOUS GIRL-video.
(now, i acknowledge that with the current-level of readership of my ´blog, it will likely be quite a while before This Mystery becomes ... not a mystery for me, anymore — if That can ever be resolved at all.

but, i can still try, anyway.


´actually looks like a dude who went to the elementary school that i had attended...

i ... i had tried to conduct a search for the identity of The Dude, m'self..
..but, you know how that goes: plus, i'm just not willing to go to Stalker Lengths for getting the name of a dude whom i'll pro'ly-never-even-fuck-'n'-see anyway.

(although my luck in finding Quality Cocks to suck has, basically, been as abyssmal as the chances are of George Dubya Bush's finding LUXEMBOURG on a map [in less than 20-seconds], i am sure Things Will Pick Up, soon.)

swingin' it ***My Way.***

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do any of you fuckers remember this j'int, right´chyea':


That was da shit, n'on?

and, yeah, this was the first time i had been introduced to the concept/existence of GHETTO WHITE GIRLS(♫).

also, i really don't remember hearing anything about "chrump" before this shit came out; any of you may feel free to correct me, if i am in fact wrong about it, but... ...i'm getting the feeling this shit, right here, was the one that had lain the foundation for the mainstream-concept of



if you were to ask me: Shorty Swing My Way was a rather-pivotal song, indeed.

_\↕/_ _\↕/_


i was such a mess in middle school.. ..i would go around singing that song, ´trying to be Funny, and what↕not.

and it worked, too.

´such Macabre Pursuits of mine...

(♫) (although, to be fair, i don't believe i could classify Envyi, herself, as being such; rather, she would be more Urban than Ghetto.)

Sunday, November 25, 2007

ah.. ..what a fool I am...

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...´for, obviously, ONE CONCEIT cannot exist without THE OTHER:

i coulda made Normalcy even longer.. ..only, uh, i was already 8-hours past due taking my [lovely little-]ass off to bed, by the time i finally finished that post; also, i guess, i couldn't think of any appropriate place to stick THE FOLLOWING at, anyway:

i was talking about my [----], yesterday...
...well, the thing that goes with [----],
obviously, is My Sexual Disposition!

although This, neither, is really any of your damnèd business, for knowing: yet again i am finding m'self in a GIVING MOOD.


i believe i'm a vanilla-typah dude, really.

i believe that, now, and into the foreseeable future, Vanilla-type Sexual Activities will always be enough to get me off: and that i shouldn't ever need anything extra-ordinary to excite me.


i will own up to having some interest in participating in three-way action, and some interest in being A Voyeur ─ ideally, the entit[ies] upon whom i spy be already cognizant of my "intrusion"...
...although, obviously, on the other hand, if some BIG BEEFY DUDE seems to like walking through his [crib] au naturel, without the Appropriate Shielding being placed ´pon his windows to obscure Outsiders' Sight(♫) of this, thither, and, while flourishing in my own Pad, i happen to be one of those Outsiders who eventually gets to bear witness to This Event, then..
..yeah, i'ma be one of them fuckers fwappin' away... ....´enjoyin' m'self.


to go with this [mundanity] of mines, must needs be the manner in which i prefer to conduct my affairs, while getting m`freak on.

basically, my default is to be laid-back wit' It.
i like having fun ... i don't feel the need to put pressure on me or the other person.

however,─with me being That Pisces, and all.....,─i do have the ability to tailor my disposition upon my partner's; the specific chemistry that is being formulated between us, at the moment, will also influence how i carry my shit.

i can laugh at myself, if i make a mistake ... it ain't be no big thing, as long as i didn't draw blood from the muther↕fucker or nothin' like that.


(and, no, i only rarely make Individuals bleed.)(♫)

one thing i really like is fore↕play; actually, if i can help it, i won't mess around, COLD TURKILY, at all: that shit can be jarring, when you wake up with a dick in your mouth, and you weren't expectin' It.

(the catch is ... fore↕play isn't relegated to just physiologic-preparation; actually, fore↕play almost always begins in The Mind.

one don't even gotta receive direct-stimulation to the genitals, to already have Raging Hard-On, indeed:

rock-hard Cock;
rock-hard CLIT


_\↕/_ _\↕/_

i'm a vanilla-guy (as far as i know) who really just wants to have fun, and can be quite playful, but, I can adapt my demeanour to that of my partner's, and of the current situation's — also, this adaptability of mines does apparently have some very finite-limits; in order to really get my gears crankin', fore↕play is the way to go — this fore↕play i speak of almost always starts off in my mind. . . . .this psychological-fore↕play seems like it's required in order for me to be able to Enjoy Some Shit, the way God intended [for {me}] to, more than anything.

_\↕/_ _\↕/_

That seems to be the gist of it.

(♫) (that was some sort of Alliteration & Rhyme-combo, although i don't know how to classify It, or, how many bonus points i am to give m'self for it.

:: shrug ::)
(♫) (.)

Saturday, November 24, 2007


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i hope THESE WORDS won't come back to haunt me, later(♫-1), but..


i would like to think that, overall, i am a fellow with relatively-normal Sexual Tastes(♫-2):

  • ´suckin' Cock;

  • ´gettin' m` Cock sucked, when appropriate;


  • ´eatin' out PROPERLY WASHED-ASS;

  • ´kissin';

  • ´spankin' Ass, just a little, if the person i am with assumes the "subordinate"-role, between the two of us, if he doesn't otherwise want to act as my EQUAL;

  • ´cuddlin'/spoonin'(♫-3)


verily: that, in essence, rounds out my Repertoire.


now, obviously, i can throw in justa-coupla "extra things," if the person i'm "with"(♫-4) consents...
...i wouldn't mind it if a dude:

  • ´takes out 2 [pairs of {hand↕cuffs}] [that] he's, personally, [acquired];

  • [´places one of their respective {Keys} somewhere accessible];

  • ´has me [bind] both of his wrists to [something];

  • and then lets me fuck his ass (facing either t'wards or away from me) that way

, for example.

. . . . .


and i can't, actually, think of any-other-thing which be especially SPECIAL to tell you, regarding my Intimacy Jutsus.(♫-5) least, ´not anything that i feel i need to go At Length about, anyways.

_\↕/_ _\↕/_


i will bitch about this, now, because i had been wanting to do so, for a while.

basically: this will be another one of those posts where, of course, i will be quite capable of going off on A Tangent..
..and shall do so, indeed.

you see: i've almost never met-up with a dude for a Sexual Encounter from any-other-place besides THE INTERNET; it's easier for me to screen Niggers, that way ─ and if a Cracker, or whomever, wants to get uppity with me, or whatever, thence, i can usually-merely just :: click on Dat X ::, or submit


, (if the fucker forces me to escalate It to that level), to solve Problems.

if the person i'm peepin' has already made it transparent, in his [Personals' AD], WHAT HE'S INTO. . . . .i can otherwise just bypass the sum↕bitch if i see he likes undertaking some Gnarly Things: i won't even have to ask the fucker anything.

which is good.



at my second-to-last job, i would eventually lay m` eyes upon A Dude.

what kinda Dude?

´the kinda DUDE who'd go on to be my ... 2nd-ever crush.

that's whom.

what can i say about the fucker, but, he just was a Handsome Guy?

which is cool and all, but..
..i still didn't, ´still don't know JACK SQUAT about his affinities.

you may, once more, with Assurance, be able to place yourselves AT REST via the knowledge that if i were able to have gotten to the point where i could discover that This Fucker, after all, was into shoving rusted-needles through his partners' Genitalia, and, otherwise, can only ACHIEVE ORGASM through:

  • forcibly-defecating into someone's mouth;

  • compelling said [presumably-unwilling] person to ingest these fæces and then have the w'indiwidual eventually regurgitate That into his mouth;

  • eating this Vomitus(♫-6), thus

, then, well... ...that nigger would, eventually, have become a DEAD NIGGER.(♫-7),(♫-8)


actually, i would ensure he'd've not even gotten past The Needling Phase, with Me.

for That Matter.


i am bitching about this now, because i had been wanting to do so, for a while, anyway.


you see: to date, i almost never meet-up with dudes for Sexual Encounters from any-other-place besides THE INTERNET; it is easier for me to screen out Unscrupulous Niggers, through that medium ─ when Insipid Crackers, or whomever, want to get pissy with me, or whatever, thence, i will, merely :: click on Dat X ::, or submit


in order so i may restore some sort of Peace for m'self, once again.

i am sort of reluctant to try to proposition niggas en personum because, well..
..i really am a Puss, primarily; secondarily. . . . .i just am not in the mood for finding out, Face-to-Face, the fact that, yeah, this fucker whose crotch i said i had been wanting to bury my face in, so much, is in fact a cracker that..'ly, feels he would much-betterly benefit from the oral-services of his Golden Retriever than from ME.



now, how in the Blue Holy Hell am i supposed to deal with that, huh?

´be as awkward as shit for me, that's for sure.


the fact that you, presumably, did severely-misjudge a person's character:

´that while your mind is on executing something as low-impact as licking Whipped Cream from off [of] one another's nipples..
..this fucker you've had your eye on would rather yenz,─l.o.l.,─lick Whipped Shit(♫-9) from off´n' each other's nipples.


...´[having the real{ly-}high potential to come across] crap like That really makes me afraid to try to be a Social Butterfly, in person.

as beautiful as those Hazel Eyes are... ...if he can't get It up without thinking about HIS MOM, for 7-minutes(♫-10), first...
...then that fucker needs to be burned at The Stake.


(♫-1) (yeah↕yeah; i know, i know: i guess you'd say, it's a bit too late for that, bro, eh?)

(♫-2) (at least, for a Homosexual, anyways.)

(♫-3) (THIS ACTIVITY would probably be bestly-executed once we're both fuckin' tired ... after i've gotten through showing an individual the surprising amount of prowess that a 5-foot-7 Fucker, such as m'self, has.)

(♫-4) (your quintessent-Cute Euphemism for that nigga whom i'm gonna be bonin', in a lil' bit)

(♫-5) (i might elabourate on THESE, at a later point-in-time ... ´pending on What Happens.


(♫-6) (4-part SAT-word_utilization link-combo: +3,444 points; +17 INT)

(♫-7) (one for whom there can be no storage.)

(♫-8) (actually, the fucker looks more like [----] than [----], if you must know.)

(♫-9) (3-hit Stiff-Upper Lip-Rhyme_combo: +3,782 pts.)

(♫-10) (obviously, it will never be okay for a nigra(♫-10a) to think about [any of] his Family Members in a sexual manner whatsommever.)

(♫-11) (i think you might have just bore witness to the reason i was hesistant to write this LITTLE NUMBER up.


(♫-10a) (or crackra, if you must [enforce EQUALITY].)


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oh dear god, why??

indeed: only in Japan.


Monday, November 19, 2007

much ado about nothing.

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i do have plenty of things that i wanna gripe about, here..

..but, umm... the moment, i just don't feel like Bitching.

i guess i must be at a Wait'n'See-sort of mind↕frame.

or, i must just be feeling LAZY; one way or another, i don't know when i will next be posting An Entry.


maybe i can continue to fix up the old ones, as i said i would -- there are some loose-ends i need to tie up, after all.

so, REX OUT.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

yeah yeah.

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i know.

i know.


but, you wouldn't have it be any other way. n'on?


jason statham/english hunky bloake

jason statham/english hunky bloake

jason statham/english hunky bloake


i don't really have anything else to say about This Gentleman, at the moment..
..i just thought he, too, was PURTY.

to date, i've only watched Jason in Transporter 2.

i did enjoy that film..
..´thought it was pretty slick.

i suppose i could say i like mr. statham's [Work] Ethic, if nothing else.

and another one...

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...on this day, i will be exhibiting some pictures of the inimitable-Mathew St. Patrik.

(i've been feeling bad because i had been afraid it might appear to you-all that i don't find any black men Sexy; i want for you be At Rest, with assurance, that this indeed is the farthest thing from the truth, regarding your Dear Friend, and Humble N'rator.


the best part about this particular exhibition is, this brotha i'm gonna be showin' ya is just that:


there ain't really nothin' White-, or even Mixed-, looking about this dude, whatsomnever.

so, none of you can proclaim well while you talk a good game, mane, about how you ain't limitin' yourself to just whites, [Interracial {Nikkiz}](♫-1), and [hispanics](♫-2), this dude you're showin' us is basically just a glorified White Boi WITH TAN.)

anyway: as with Eric Dane, i haven't ever looked at the show in which Mathew starred(♫-3), either.

uh.. ..i haven't had Cable in my room for years.



and i still don't.

but, honestly, even if i did.. ..i pro'ly might notta watched, anyway.
unless, y'know, Mr. St. Patrik regularly did nude scenes.(♫-4)


anyway, here is yet another presentation of SELECT IMAGES of a guy who hath catch my eye:

mathew st. patrik/matthew st patrick

mathew st. patrik/matthew st patrick

mathew st. patrik/matthew st patrick

mathew st. patrik/matthew st patrick

mathew st. patrik/matthew st patrick


♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥, indeed.

if i were a Bottom, i would definitely let him fuck me up my arse.


he might could ´suade me to do it now.

i mean.
you know.
if he were an actual [MSM](♫-5).

(♫-1) (Six Feet Under.)
(♫-2) (or, properly, Black/White-mixed)
(♫-3) (i, personally, prefer to use the term Latino ... even though i know that is limited in scope, too.)
(♫-4) (i don't know if he had ever, or no.)
(♫-5) (this term stands for Man-Seeking-Man.. ..although the more official way to say it is "Man who seeks {or would not reject, D'pending On The Circumstances} SEXUAL RELATIONS with other Men."


as i typed that, i remembered.. ..that Gender really is fluid.


Sunday, November 11, 2007

Philip Anthony-Rodriguez

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Philip Anthony-Rodriguez

Philip Anthony-Rodriguez

i just wanted to get These up to you, when i could.

i won't mention the trouble that i had to go through in finding/snagging These..
..but you, yourselves, can search for them directly hence at if you're interested in knowing the source through which i got these.

at any rate, i saw this fucker JUST BY CHANCE on CBS's Shark, In Absentia-episode, a week ago; i don't otherwise look at Shark, but, i reck'n there must notta been nothin' else better on for me to look at, which is why i caught it.

the most curious thing about Philip, for me,──besides the fact he seems to keep on taking roles where the characters he portrays also have English-first names & Spanish-last names,──is that, sometimes, he looks like Kurt Angle.
as illustrated by the first picture i've exhibited.

kurt angle is a sexy fucker too.


so many crotches i need to bury my face in...

´just a little somethin' i read...

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on Wednesday, the 3rd of October, of this year, an edition of City Paper was released; in City Paper's "The Mail," the following letter was published:

Bum Rush

Come on, Madam President Stephanie Rawlings-Blake. Why bother wasting the taxpayers' and the council's time, debating "why" men wear their pants hanging down revealing their butts in Baltimore City (Councilmania, News, Sept. 26)? Seriously, aren't there really more pressing issues concerning Baltimore? Like maybe poverty, guns, deaths, filth, abandoned homes, HIV/AIDS . . . HIGH TAXES!

I, for one, couldn't care less that these young men want to wear pants exposing their macho booties. It's all good to me, especially since gay black nightlife in Baltimore is all but nonexistent, and most Baltimoreans are not connected on the internet, leaving me little local fare to ogle. (To hell with The Wire, whatever happened to Baltimore's Wi-Fi initiative?) Since moving here from the D.C. area, one of my favorite pastimes is now sitting on my stoop watching all those thugged-out booties walking by. Ummmm ummmm! And you have to appreciate that if the booty is out, there is definitely no gun in the waistband of those flimsy briefs. So it tends to be a safe hobby, and way more appealing than watching "real birds"!

I think that most young men don't know that this fashion started from prison culture (regrettably, as do many fashions in African-American hip-hop culture). In prison, an exposed butt signals other inmates that the owner of said exposed butt cheeks was open for business--a prostitute. For a pack of cigs, a few dollars, some drugs, whatever, the exposed booty would do a trade. (Fair exchange ain't no crime, right?) It also signaled that the person exposing those luscious buttocks was taking it just there. I guess I can help Ms. Rawlings-Blake with her question about what those men are seeking--its formal name starts with the letter "P" (and its common nickname starts with "D")! Ponder that!

I think that if more of our youth actually knew where this fashion started, they would not only stop it, but they may stop being so hard on gay dudes. It is clearly evident, from the masses of exposed buttocks in the streets to the most high-fashion runways in Milan, that gay men have a powerful influence on fashion everywhere, even in thug gear.

Wallace Farmer

the contents, thereïn, probably speak enough for themselves.


Thursday, November 8, 2007


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so, those Points are the highest they have ever reached ─ i r'member back when DOW/Jones was below 10,000 pts.

they're as high as they've ever been..
..but, as lewis black sagely commented: "[you know that someone is getting rich], but it ain't-fuckin'-you."

i hope that the per-barrel Price of Oil keeps getting higher'n'higher; ´because when that condition gets met, then, presumably, even fewer people will be so liberal with their Dollars.
and when that happens, then, The Retail Industry will begin to lose more money.

It can increase all Its prices in response to OPEC's Activities all It wants to; if That happens, i do, unbelievably, think that The Average Human Being will have actual sense enough to know that he should just simply SAY FUCK IT: when The Working Stiff just can't afford them prices they're askin' for,──even for the minimum of types of goods,──anymore ... when what once was finally relegated to being Standard Fare (for modern times) will indeed be once again considered Items of Luxury, well, Retailers can either cave in, and restart charging Customers more reasonably, or ... They can hold steady, and, consequently, allow BEDLAM to ensue.

even at my mere 25-years of life, here, i already possess enough statistical knowledge to enable me to see that No Good Can Come from This Situation.

this is why i really, really despise Capitalism.
friend-and-foe alike,──i'm not givin' a fuck about It, right now,──one of the other ways i am betting we can begin to stem some of these other Finance Problems we have (especially the Haves and Have↕Nots one) is if a Personal Income Cap gets established: no one person, who is of Sound Body and relatively-Functional Mind, needs to have more than $500,000, annually, or a life↕time total of more than, say $2,200,000.(♫)
any money he earns in excess of That will need to go directly to the appropriate governing bodies, so They may apply the funds to Improving The Land & Human Condition, of his immediate jurisdiction, and the Overall Presiding Body (basically, taxes that go to his [city], the [state], and The Federality).

what that means for me is, if/when The Words that I Write ever gets me the moolah that i believe i want, then i will indeed be compelled to immediately direct all That which goes over $500,000/$2,200,000 to all sorts of Charities, and Disease-fighting Campaigns.



what the fuck am i going to do with A Mansion? i ain't gotta prove my motha↕fuckin' Worth-n-Value to you muther↕fuckers through Material Goods.

´to a degree.

as far as i can tell, all i need is just a reasonable-sized house to accommodate My Peeps, a coupla "Toys" here'n'there to keep [us] entertained, some decent food, and a simple [{fuel-efficient/environmentally-friendly} truck] that mutha↕fuckin' runs when i tell it to..
..and This should be enough for me to feel that i've met the condition of establishing relative-Personal/D'mestic Security.

but.. ..will i still be able to do That, a few years from now, if the mother↕fucking System has already long ago c'lapsed?
because, in considering The Track We, globally, Are On...
...i'm not entirely sure i'll be able to even establish that Minimum of Comfort for m'self.

(♫) (by extension, no one person really has the right to create more than 3 children; i will leave it at That, for now, although obviously there has to be more to it than just That.)

hell yeah.

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alright, so, yet another part of My World was shattered, just a coupla days ago, when i bore witness to erik hunter's latest Incarnation.


well, if i can't have him, then, i can always have eric dane.



no, actually.

this fucker, of course, is MARRIED.

well, at any rate.. ..i can still post Pictures that i've found, of Him, lain around The Internet; i need only tell you where i got these particular files from(♫) and That should probably be enough to cover my ass.


roman-hair eric dane/sexy hair/with beard + mustache

eric dane/no beard

eric dane/in chair/with mustache

eric dane showing some flesh/with beard + mustache

comfortable eric dane at home (?)/with beard+mustache

it's kinda hard to believe th` sum↕bitch is but, what?

34 (35, t'morrow)?

but, i guess he is.

he's pullin' off that Gray Hair, though.
i´tn't he?


i pro'ly won't be anymore specific about My Likes, regarding this particular Grey's Anatomy-cast member, at the moment, though...
...´not especially since i need to Eat Something ─ my Tummy rumbles.


my mom made some Meat↕Loaf yesterday.., i think i will use That, to complement some beans, rice, and Greens, that i have.

it will be A Process to cook, but ... This is the sort of thing i had been waiting for.

(♫) (hence, thirdly, and hither, restly.)

My Limited Knowledge. (part 2 of 2.)

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i'm not saying take all their money away ... but, if you think that The Middle Class Folk, themselves, shall continue putting up with This Shit(♫-1), without doing something retaliatorily-nasty, then, i believe yenz got Another Thing Comin' t'ya.

i am also in favour of introducing Slot Machines to strategically-placed areas through Our State; just a week-and_some-change ago, i watched on The News a republican-member of Our Congress declare, disturbingly, that the reason he himself is not in favour of This Ameliorative is, they haven't had time to properly discuss how to best execute It.

excuse me?

robert erlich, himself, had made an attempt to get you fuckers to get Them in this state starting at least 3 years ago(♫-2); 3 years later, and, you proclaim that you still don't know what to do with them??


now, ain't that A Bitch¿

Slot Machines, as almost immediately-effective, additional means of raising revenue.. a seemingly-sensible way of continuing to let our Race Tracks remain viable competitors with other states(♫-3), and, you still don't fuckin' know, huh?



while i'm at it.. would appear as if niggas really like Blowing Money on THE LOTTERY ─ which is cool, and all; i think it would be fair to say that, since [fiscal year] 2000, Marylanders, basically, coughed up A Billion Dollars playing The Numbers.

an average of, say, $420,000,000 of these Total Monies [is supposed to] go to STATE SERVICES; imagine it if The Lottery were to merely be abolished, altogether?


because, honestly, ain't no black person who really needs It will be winning THE BIG PRIZE, ever, anyway ─ such qualifying-lottery tickets will never be distributed to [urban areas], of course; so, they can save That Money for something more productive(♫-4), i'd reck'n.

seeing as we are willing to spend A Billion, collectively, for That which rarely ever materializes [for those truly in need], why not just redirect those funds directly towards The State?
just imagine if every state (which have such Big Spenders in them) were to operate in that way?
we'd need only strictly enforce anti-Pork/anti-Wasting Regulations, and *bam,* theoretically, many more problems should thusly be circumvented.


(♫-1) (what with The American Dollar continuously falling in value, and what↕not.)
(♫-2) (i don't follow politics closely, so, i can only guess at the circa de.)
(♫-3) (although, granted, i personally don't currently care for Horse Racing...)
(♫-4) (shut up.)

My Limited Knowledge. (part 1 of 2.)

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indeed, my knowledge is limited.


none-th`-less, This won't stop me from opening my mouth up and saying Ignorant Shit.

one of these Ignorant Things i deign say is:

i really am sick and tired of these Republikans.

aw shit: what is it this time, rex?

well, i'll tell ya:

the fact that, although apparently Maryland is in danger of Big Deficit, these niggas wanna cock↕block with culling together Monies to resolve this.


i mean, fuck, THESE MONIES gotta come from somewhere; apparently, our previous governor, Robert L. Erlich, didn't do right [with Our Budget] while he was IN OFFICE ... so, now, Martin J. O'Malley has to try to do something to fix This Problem.

obviously, i don't want to pay anymore money than i am now: in considering that I, and my Ilk, already are [relatively-]poor as fuck now..
..but, i'm going to take old marty at his word that he will make an attempt to levy higher taxes on the niggas that need to be paying them ─ Large Corporations, and ... your typical REPUBLIKAN.
amongst other individuals who earn──i'm guessing──over $80,000 (or/and average over $[5],000 in Disposable Income) annually.

i, too, tire of Rich/Affluent Fuckers ducking out of paying their fair share..
..i've already tired of bearing witness to The Working Poor/Struggling, and The Indigent, being legally robbed by The Man, millennia ago ─ ´having monies taken from them that They really can't afford to be givin' up.


the money to eliminate This Deficit has to come from somewhere.
the republikans in Congress──most of whom strike me as people who can afford to, individually, cough up a few more hundreds, or a couple of thousands, per annum──don't want to do That.

so, from whence do you want This Money to come?
you would rather shift more of The Tax Burden to anyone but yourselves, you muther↕fuckers?

or, you would actually just rather do nothing, while The System all around us collapses?



it sucks, but, it seems like Increased Taxes will have to be the main way through which we make The Deficit go away; i would prefer it if the people who can afford to Cough Up More do so.
if That condition can be met, then, i can pro'ly suck up The Tears that will, eventually, result from [our] paying That Extra Penny, for SALES TAX.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

the Leap Year Babes.

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this should be my shortest Entry to date:

if my Analyses of THE MATTER holds true, then, basically, the best (and simplest) way to decide on what alternate day to celebrate your other birthdays depends on whether you came from out of The Womb before 12 p.m. or after 12 p.m.(♫):

if after 12 p.m., then, celebrate March 1st;
if before 12 p.m., then, celebrate February 28th.

that should definitively-settle The Matter, with relatively-little fuss, yes?

(♫) (as according to recorded-Hospital Time, naturally)

Monday, November 5, 2007

this punch will be Heavier Than Life!

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i seem to be in a rather giving mood, today; i say This because originally, i was just gonna present some Special Pictures to you, unadultered; then i remembered, some of you probably do not possess as strong of a stomach as i apparently must, for me to have been able to compile Those Images such as i had with, almost, no obvious-Adverse Physiological Affect.

what images, precisely, are you talking about?, you might be asking?

well, i shall tell ya:

  • hither, i want to graphically illustrate, for you, why i don't Imbibe, at all.

  • i want to show you why i cannot stand muther↕fuckers who consume alcohol to the point where, well...

  • i want for you to guys learn just a bit more about me.

v'rai, i do feel pretty strongly about This Issue.

although, yeah, i think i should probably give you a bit more information about My Current RealmExtent of Knowledge about This, before i proceed:

that i've already come to grips with the reality that Muther↕Fuckers have, in one form or another, through one means or another, been GETTING HIGH since Biblical Times; and that, basically, nothing's going to change it.


That's just the way It is ─ ´something which, apparently, is engrained in our very natures ── the want to Get Fucked Up.

i acknowledge This; although, by no means, should you ever believe that my acknowledgement equates ACCEPTANCE: no man is an island unto himself ─ ´meaning, there are consequences for these indulgers' Extreme Actions..

..Consequences which do not affect only them, but, Other Niggiz(♫-1), as well.

´consequences which can, indeed, affect a dude who might be as far removed as 65,902° from the originating source.(♫-2)


plus, in specific reference to Binge Drinking(♫-3), it just ain't dignified ─ it ain't dignified, being all todo tirado(♫-4), stretched out..
..and Vulnerable.

´waking up in the middle of a god-damn Old Folks' Home.

´with someone's Cane mysteriously-lodged up your ARSE.


on to The Main Event.

i seem to be in a rather giving mood, today, because instead of outrightly-showing you These Lovely Images, as i originally was gonna, i amshall instead gonna be givinggive you the option of.. ..taking control of your own respective destinies, somewhat: i decided that it would be best if i were to give you the option of ... clicking the innocuous pictures that I have posted(♫-5) AT YOUR OWN RISK to see what i'm fussing about, todayso, if you do, in fact, have a Weak Stomach, then, you probably aren't A Binger, anyways.

(but if you are A Binger, in spite of That Liability, then ... i must needs ask you, why art thee so destructive unto thine self?.)

when you click on The Dog or click on The Cat, the respective GRAPHIC IMAGERY will, of course, open up in new windows; hopefully, my Pictoral Spread will serve as a deterrent for most of you, and a TURNING-AROUND POINTE for the rest of ye, who think it's cute to get wasted ─ pro'ly because you've not yet seen how undignified you look while passed out.

(y'know? i get the feeling that if more of you had to actually clean up your own "Mess," instead of leaving it to some already pissed-off, over-worked, underpaid, custodian, or Friend(♫-6), to do... ...then, you might indeed strongly consider changing your tune.(♫-7)

or, would you rather wait until a "friend" of yours who, in the names of "just having some fun," and "living life to 'the fullest' today because I ain't guaranteed T'MORROW," upchucks in your ride, before you will finally accept that if you absolutely must drink, that you should do so only in muther↕fuckin' moderation!?)


for your Viewing Pleasure:

hunky bear puke+vomit/resting/identity obscured

drunken college student idiot/car puke+vomit/splatter/door

anatomy of puke+vomit/raw chicken/tomato/pasta/gastric disruptions/drunk guy

drunken heterosexual college student idiot dude/couch + pillow puke+vomit/dyspepsia/resting

drunken heterosexual college student idiot chick/couch puke+vomit/dyspepsia/resting/myspace blast

cell phone capture/drunken college student asian idiot dude/puke+vomit/laid-out

old pops/drunk/poppy/bare-ass naked nekkid/sophisticated formall puke+vomit/stretched-out/undignified

drunken heterosexual sports dude/worst of the worst/puke+vomit all over crotch/go patriots!/beer to death


(♫-1) (of all ethnicities)
(♫-2) (basically, it's like saying that the vehicular manslaughter {via Driving While Intoxicated} that went down in, say, Tulsa, Oklahoma, does have the potential to have an adverse effect on a sumbitch who lives in, say, Canberra, Australia.

you think not?

well then, you pro'ly don't have the intellectual capacity to handle reading my muther↕fuckin' ´b'log correctly anyway, and should prob'ly make your way on over to some other literature more suitable for you, like Highlights.)
(♫-3) (which is what this entry is specifically pertaining to, anyway.)
(♫-4) (yeah, i know That's redundant ─ ´don't change The Subject, though!)
(♫-5) (obtained from Here and Here.)
(♫-6) (and a very good one, indeed, if she doesn't immediately dump your ass after The Incident.)
(♫-7) (that, of its self, would be A-Whole-´Nother Blog Entry, for me.

´one about Personal Responsibility.)

***hell*** no.

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y'know: this particular issue is affecting me deeply enough to compel me to Create A Blog Entry about IT before i take m'self on off to bed for the morning: Erik Hunter is going to have to explain, eventually, how he went from ..... well, whaddayaknow?

it's sorta lookin' like i am going to be continuing Skinny Bitches whether i want to or not after all, now don't It?


..... Erik Hunter is going to have to explain, eventually, to his [fans] how he went from 246 lbs. down to 218 lbs., some time between AUGUST 2006 and JANUARY 2007.


i hope This ain't happen for the reason which i am getting this feeling that It is stemming from..
..but, if it has to be because of That Reason, then i am going to be hopin' that It ain't go down because of An Even More Specific Activity ─ but, if This Event has to have been triggered because of That Activity, then, i will gladly rescind any bad feelings i mighta previously had for the fucker(♫)... ...because, in his current state, i don't believe I want his cock in my mouth no more no-ways.. ..and if he's lost the weight because of This, then, i now will have A MORAL REASON to back me up.

i couldn't even jerk off to the latest [studio-produced] prOn that he was in, that is how bad This is[, for me].


what a waste of my time, providing that This Radical Alterring of Appearance is the result of "The Bad Reason."

(♫) (due to a Specific {albeit very, very miniscule} Event that transpired between he & I ─ another Event which i will not divulge Specifics about, at the moment.)

Thursday, November 1, 2007

a Quick Post!

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(for realz!!)

..well, since i'm talking about "handling the english language" in a Differing Way, i also just wanna let y'all know that i have no ..... dilemna about spelling "dilemna" dilemna.

fuck it.

i, too, was taught to spell That Word in That Way; and, i was taught This, long ago.

v'rai: That Spelling has stuck with me, 'since'.

and i am satisfied with It.

just as i am satisfied with pronouncing the "l" in salmon: what in the fuck are you gonna have An L up in a muther↕fucker if it ain't gonna be utilized?!

given my own proclivities.. ..if i am to Drop That L, in enunciating It, then, i will also fucking drop That L in spel-ling "salmon": to be transformed into sa'mon sa'm`n.


certainly, if you [fuckers] will want to try to be all picky'n'proper about spellin' fuckin' "dilemna" with -mma, then, yenz better also have some qualms about ... silently accepting the traditonal-manner of saying SALMON too!

fuck That Shit..
..i'ma do things my way, hither.


(♫) (Amen.)

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