workin' out from The Pen.

:-(.

there are so many things [even within] just the first 30-seconds [starting from The Title Sequence] of this clip^(♫-1) which i could Lay Comment on...




...but, i won't.




i cannot.

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Workout from The Pen: EXERCISE WITH CONVICTION! is a series that is hosted by heavy.com; once i determined that This Series wasn't being filmed with ACTUAL CONVICTS from an ACTUAL FACILITY, i would then spend the longest time trying to figure out whom the fuck "Jesus" was.^(♫-2)


i'm sure you can imagine why i would make such an attempt.

~↕↕~

ironically, this fucker has already been in The Game for quite some years..
..albeit, basically, mostly in Bit Roles.


:-).


using my rudimentary-level ability in Statistics & Analyses, i was able to determine that this actor seemingly has his own affinity: an affinity for Playing Prisoner.




which is cool ─ that nigga, et al., is stupid as shit, in Workout from The Pen.
him, and Ramón.


ah, pinche Ramón...

...seriously ─ he is the type of muther↕fucker upon whom you have to keep An Eye, regarding shit He might be doing "in the background," whilst Jesús talks to you about developing your Triceratops, and Chesticulars.^(♫-3)


hmph.

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frank alvarez..
..this is the fucker who portrays Jesús.

this is the fucker who ... whose crotch i wanna bury my face in ─ verdaderamente, quiero chupar su verga, malamente...
...i am kinda shocked that i am just discovering Him, but ..... maybe with time, Ese will gain even more exposure: he's actually appeared on an episode of how i met your mother^(♫-4) just a few weeks ago (if my chronology is correct).



but, yeah.
you have no idea ─ to me, this cholo is like a heart↕throb^(♫-5) ── and a fucked-up heart↕throb, to boot.. ..given the sheer number of Quotables one has the potential to derive from him, from any of the 5-short, available clips They currently have up.



this is why i cannot wait for Them to come out with more episodes...
...i need to see some more of Lil' Midget and Tyreese.
i need to see more of those cute-ass Mugs that frank will be prone to making at The Cam'ra, from out of nowhere.

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y'know?

b'tween This, and...

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(♫-1) (at the moment, there are 4 others like It)
(♫-2) (and by "the longest time" i mean about an hour ─ this, after i stumbled across WORKOUT FROM THE PEN, "accidentally", on the 24th of this month.)
(♫-3) (however ... i get this feeling that the dude who portrays Ramón is actually straight.

where do i get this from?

well, i get it from listening to him talk, and watching his Face, in A Particular Bit that he was in; when i do this OBSERVING, i glean "str8-boi who's just Fuckin' Around" consequently.

and from whence, exactly, do you get This?, you ask?

well, you'll just have to root around and see, for yourselves ─ maybe get back to me, with your results.)
(♫-4) (which is another CBS-fave of mine ─ that which i would rather watch, than pro-wrestling, these days.)
(♫-5) (one of many, of course..)

"The Gangs of Camden County," is it?

this:

click me!

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after i watched this episode [of MY NAME IS EARL], last night..
..well, yeah, i had to muffle m'self.


i was finna make myself Hoarse, from all my yelling and laughing.


People woulda thought I was killin' someone, in my room, the way i was compelled to Carry-On:

RIGO SAN...CHEZ
PAGE KENNEDY

.

you two are some brave, fruity fuckers.


really.


i didn't know what to do with myself.


between you two, and Patrick..
..it's pretty strange that i haven't "liberated The Troops" this week^(♫).

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i mean.. ..i cannot account, precisely, for what made me respond to It, such as I had, yesterday ─ i've already watched more hard↕core porn than any reasonable human probably should have ... all just in one day.


so, really?


what's the big deal about seeing Two Big Grown Fuckers do something as simple as Kiss, and, umm, be Prisonly Affectionate?




well, i might be able to tell you, after all:

the fact that, well ... i got to see two presumably heterosexual men carry on, such as They had ─ the fact that, well ... if they're not Fudge-Packin', after↕all...
...They sure could fool me:

the fact, yeah, that ... it was a Black Guy and a Mexican Guy, doing this, with each other.

the Socio-Cultural Implications that were carried, thence.

~↕↕~

That was hot, to me.



They were hot ─ It was hot.



plus, It was FUNNY.



to see Them carry on, such as They had, was also funny.



who'd've thunk two Macho Fuckers would talk, such as They had, to one another¿

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the funny thing is.. ..when That One Thing happened, per the decree of The Warden, i almost immediately knew, from thereön, I was gonna be in for A Treat.


it looks like i was successful in my application of BYAKUUGAN, on this day.




my god..
..i was just really happy to see what I had.


i guess, because, i saw something I wanna get into, more.

maybe i need to move to Los Angeles, then, after all.


sí: porque quiero chupar muchos vatos locos; y, quiero para ellos chupeme, también^(♫).




─ahem.─




Rex out.

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(♫) (alright ─ That should be my only heterosexual-style Euphemism for EJACULATION.

for now.)
(♫) (nope: i can even hook-up with them ones on THE D.L., if i must.

:-).)