***hell*** no.

´just..
..hell-the-fuck-no.


y'know: this particular issue is affecting me deeply enough to compel me to Create A Blog Entry about IT before i take m'self on off to bed for the morning: Erik Hunter is going to have to explain, eventually, how he went from ..... well, whaddayaknow?

it's sorta lookin' like i am going to be continuing Skinny Bitches whether i want to or not after all, now don't It?

─ahem.─

..... Erik Hunter is going to have to explain, eventually, to his [fans] how he went from 246 lbs. down to 218 lbs., some time between AUGUST 2006 and JANUARY 2007.



no.



i hope This ain't happen for the reason which i am getting this feeling that It is stemming from..
..but, if it has to be because of That Reason, then i am going to be hopin' that It ain't go down because of An Even More Specific Activity ─ but, if This Event has to have been triggered because of That Activity, then, i will gladly rescind any bad feelings i mighta previously had for the fucker^(♫)... ...because, in his current state, i don't believe I want his cock in my mouth no more no-ways.. ..and if he's lost the weight because of This, then, i now will have A MORAL REASON to back me up.

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i couldn't even jerk off to the latest [studio-produced] prOn that he was in, that is how bad This is[, for me].


god.


what a waste of my time, providing that This Radical Alterring of Appearance is the result of "The Bad Reason."

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(♫) (due to a Specific {albeit very, very miniscule} Event that transpired between he & I ─ another Event which i will not divulge Specifics about, at the moment.)

before i forget...

i believe the proper chr'nology is:

ANT;

Al Roker;

Tracy Morgan;

Brad Garrett;

Ross Mathews

.

when composing Skinny Bitches, i guess i had a sort of Eurocentric-type of Mindset going.

which is unfortunate, because, actually, it was [me seeing] Tracy Morgan [on the Conan o'Brien show] who that had sparked the Impetus within me to write about the Comfortably Plump converting turning themselves into the UNFORTUNATELY BONY in the first place.

...indeed.

i know that there are other Kats, just in general, who've also undergone such a conversion, but..

..at the moment, i can't think of them.

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but, while i am talking about Famous Fuckers:

a.) no, bobby brown.. ..no self-respecting Homosexual would be interested in ... attempting Prison Moves on you.

so, you need not worry about That happening.

and when you'd shown us that even-nastier Little Side of yours to Us, on national TeeVee, anyways...

...well, i, myself, had lost even more fuckin' r'spect fer ya, brah.

b.) y'know?

there was an episode of According to Jim that had our Jim Belushi SPORT A MUSTACHE.

:-).

jim...

...jim looked so macho, didn't he, with That Fucker?

with that ´70s Porne Starre Mustachhio?

yum-yum?