"The Gangs of Camden County," is it?

this:

click me!

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after i watched this episode [of MY NAME IS EARL], last night..
..well, yeah, i had to muffle m'self.


i was finna make myself Hoarse, from all my yelling and laughing.


People woulda thought I was killin' someone, in my room, the way i was compelled to Carry-On:

RIGO SAN...CHEZ
PAGE KENNEDY

.

you two are some brave, fruity fuckers.


really.


i didn't know what to do with myself.


between you two, and Patrick..
..it's pretty strange that i haven't "liberated The Troops" this week^(♫).

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i mean.. ..i cannot account, precisely, for what made me respond to It, such as I had, yesterday ─ i've already watched more hard↕core porn than any reasonable human probably should have ... all just in one day.


so, really?


what's the big deal about seeing Two Big Grown Fuckers do something as simple as Kiss, and, umm, be Prisonly Affectionate?




well, i might be able to tell you, after all:

the fact that, well ... i got to see two presumably heterosexual men carry on, such as They had ─ the fact that, well ... if they're not Fudge-Packin', after↕all...
...They sure could fool me:

the fact, yeah, that ... it was a Black Guy and a Mexican Guy, doing this, with each other.

the Socio-Cultural Implications that were carried, thence.

~↕↕~

That was hot, to me.



They were hot ─ It was hot.



plus, It was FUNNY.



to see Them carry on, such as They had, was also funny.



who'd've thunk two Macho Fuckers would talk, such as They had, to one another¿

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the funny thing is.. ..when That One Thing happened, per the decree of The Warden, i almost immediately knew, from thereön, I was gonna be in for A Treat.


it looks like i was successful in my application of BYAKUUGAN, on this day.




my god..
..i was just really happy to see what I had.


i guess, because, i saw something I wanna get into, more.

maybe i need to move to Los Angeles, then, after all.


sí: porque quiero chupar muchos vatos locos; y, quiero para ellos chupeme, también^(♫).




─ahem.─




Rex out.

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(♫) (alright ─ That should be my only heterosexual-style Euphemism for EJACULATION.

for now.)
(♫) (nope: i can even hook-up with them ones on THE D.L., if i must.

:-).)

"Part Three"? Who Me?

i think i can already see it..

..i think I can already see the fact that i am going to be bad with penning parts subsequent any entries which span more than 2.


so far, i have two Manifestos, in queue, to RESUME.


will i finish Them?


sure i will.


i guess.


if i determine there is enough demand for it.


i could always just go ahead and write them ... and then just keep ´em tucked-away, until some people start to ask about them.


That sounds fair, I guess.

"Made in China." (part 2.)

under the governance of the adage of lying with ... Dogs, ironically, making you finna come back up with Fleas, look at what's happened:

a "sizeable" number of those animals (plus an unspecified number of Elderly People) got sick from consuming That Shit: some even DIED, for the Sakes of Christ.


This..
..just for that All-Might Dollar.

_\↕/_ _\↕/_

GOOD STUFF, CHEAPLY,

is it?


now, even though I really don't watch or read The News, much..
..not even i could miss all this shit goin' on ─ i thought that it was relegated to just shit from Mexíco...
...but, no, yo ─ fo' sho'^(♫-1), even China has been... ...i guess you might say, getting Its REVENGE upon us.


:-(.


that's cool, and all, but.. ..i just wish that you fuckers haven't been so... ...indiscriminate, in your targeting.

some people do need to die, or/and, sustain Permanent Injuries/Disabilities ─ you just need to canvass a few Corporate Offices, etc.; if you want to hit some peripheral targets, get these CEOs' Children, or, whatever ── under the governance of that other maxim, sometimes^(♫-2), y'gotta break'r few eggs in order t'make ´n omlit, maybe it would take hurting Loved Ones^(♫-3), or/and, affecting The Fuckers who facilitate their ability to, y'know, Efficiently Make Monies, to get ´em to ... renounce their Sinful Ways.


yeah?


yeah.

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countless years, countless children ─ inner-city parents in The Dollar Stores, buying them That Tinker-Toy Shit, either just to get Them to shut up, or/and, appease Them...


...i am fully convinced that, to "say the least," There Musta Been Somethin' In The Water, for a certain segment of the American Black Population to, basically, ACT THE SAME/exhibit strongly-similar Behaviourial/Psychological Deficiencies.


what many of us, These Days, would call being a

[THUG{GIN'}] NIGGER

, is, really, [the "logical" extension of a currently un-named] pathology ─ a mental disorder.

i am convinced of That.^(♫-4)


in a way, i can't even really be mad at Those Individuals who exhibit those signs of Niggerism ─ They can't help themselves.

i'm not saying they don't need to be Locked Up, somewhere^(♫-5)..
..but, i am saying, i know it's not Their Fault ─ just as only few Human Beings would, (at least in this hateful-assèd society, anyway), choose [non-Heterosexuality].. ..probably as many, or fewer, would choose to be a Nigger.

(or, humour'usly, a WIGGER.)



few would choose to conscientiously replicate those pathologies which have, most conspicuously, been taken up by a certain segment of Urban Black Individuals.

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although, i am now remembering a recent observation i made ─ one that struck me as Ironic: the fact that, actually, some white men were The First [American/English] Gangsters.


weren't they?

sure They were.


there were many more notorious white gangsters before there were ever any notorious black gangsters; so, They were our ROLE MODELS, i am reckoning.

:-).

Gangster Crackers.

holy fuck.




*(shrug).*

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(♫-1) (5-hit Technical Rhyme-combo)
(♫-2) (Ah reck'n.)
(♫-3) (and that is actually assuming those Cold White Bastards {and the other non-whites who, follyishly, take up after Them^(♫-3a)} actually are capable of LOVE, in the first place.)
(♫-4) (just as i am convinced i've somehow went off on yet another Tangent!

WOOT.)
(♫-5) (because, Their Choice, or not: They, Their Ilk, and, most importantly, the people who lead to Their Genesis, still are Menaces to Our Society.)

(♫-3a) (yep ─ i got my eye trained right on you, Matthew.)

"Made In China." (part 1.)

::sigh::


some of you might have heard this little joke Eddie Murphy used, in Raw; i'm going to direct your attention to the first part of That Joke of his:

• basically, some Americans are in a chinese restaurant;
  
  
• these Americans call over an attendant to take Their Order;
  
  
• the Attendant takes their order, and leaves;
  
  
• the Americans wait until they think The Coast is Cleared, to make fun of said Attendant;
  
  
• the Attendant, for whatever reason, was actually peering out at Them, from the Staging Area, after returning Thence;
  
  
• the attendant, miffed, tells The Cook, let us make a Special WON-TON SOUP for them.

i'm thinkin'..
..This might be one of those many reasons why We've been getting so much contaminated shit from China, for, only God Knows, how long.


XENOPHOBISM.


This could be one of the many reasons; or.. ..perhaps, This, actually, has long been a coördinated effort, by The Chinese, to hit Us where it hurts.



us Americans..
..we have our Obvious Weaknesses ─ and, i s'pose you could say, China has, indeed, been exploiting some of Them.


one very good way to sum It up, quickly, is:

WE GET WHAT WE PAY FOR.

this would work, quite nicely.



i could probably end this post Right Here, too.



ah, but ... That's not how I work.

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So, as far as my tiny little mind can grasp, i can talk, a bit, about two groups of people, now, who would seek the employ of Cheap Goods:

• The Poor;
  
• The Business Man

.


you sorta can't fault one of these groups for their purchasing decisions; the other.. ..well, not-so-much.


These, the people who are also likely^(♫-1) to hire The Cheap Help ─ los pinche mexícanos, y otros latínos, en específicamente.

This, just so These [White] Bastards can continue to maximize their own, good old Boys', Profit(♫-2).

They, who are also usually the ones to come from out of their face with some shit like, but, if we [raise Minimum Wage], then, we will actually have to begin to [lay-off] people^(♫-3): THEM, the fuckers who developed that nifty little idea of Outsourcing.^(♫-4)




─ahem.─




in the interest of maximizing their own earnings^(♫-5), these Executives, et al., really hadn't been stopping at anything, have they?


no, They haven't.



so, i really am wondering about just who it was, that Snitched.
because, as far as I can remember, it all started, just a few months back, with RECALLS OF [DOG] FOOD.

:-).

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(♫-1) (although not guaranteed)
(♫-2) (no offense being intended to the ones who Aren't Like That.)
(♫-3) (so that, circularly, They can continue to maximime their own, good old Boys', Profit.)
(♫-4) (the irony There being, this little decision, of Certain White People's, has ... quite adversely, affected other White People.

:-).)
(♫-5) (earnings which, apparently, They feel no real obligation to share with their sub-ordinates.)