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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Skinny Bitches.

skinny bitches.

i'm sorta like Mo'Nique, in a way, on this one.



SKINNY BITCHES.



don't git'r twisted, though: Morbid Obesity will always be just that, to me ─ Disgusting, Bologna-smell under The Multi-Folds, Obese.



That said..
..i really don't mind a bit of Fluff, on indiwiduals ─ [i feel, ]in most cases, This fills A PERSON'S FEATURES out, nicely.


That said..
..i s'pose it's time for me to get to part of the reason i'm writing about This:



Ross "The Intern"(♫-1)
Brad Garrett



This Matter first came to my attention, back in 2006, or whenever, when i got to bear witness to The New ANT; next up was the inimitable Brad Garrett..
..then, last week(♫-3), when i got to bear witness to ... The New Ross.



:-(.



ANT..
..he really looked like a shell of his Former Self...

...i actually thought the fucker was cute, too.

rather, he just went on and did somethin' for his Public Image.



:-).



now, i think i might have to look upon our intern as being a Big-Huey Silly Infantile Goof, as opposed to a Cute, Air-Headed, Affable Fruity Lug(♫-4); i wish it were different, but, no, i cannot love Thee, anymore, ross.


i wanted to fuck You, as well, bro..
..but, now that you, too, have Sold Out...


...well.....


...no.



now, by no means am i encouraging anyone to endanger Their Health, just for the sake of looking good(♫-5); but, really..
..would you rather A Fucker want to "do The Due" with you because you're now Slim'n'Trim(♫-6) or because you, actually, have recently acquired a smidgeon of Pudge?


i cannot love Tubs of Larde, either..
..but, nah, i'm still not into Boning With Skeletons™.
not especially when Old Skelly seems to now think its self All That and a Bag of Chips with DIPPE and A MINTE, as a direct result of this Loss.


*(shrug).*


i cannot love Tubs of Larde..
..but, i'm not encouraging anyone to pack a coupla extra pounds, just to make Me, or/and My Dick, happy; as with most things, not everything is for EVERYONE, anyway ─ verily, some of you would be better off being Light as Feather ... and, as such, i will want to lick your Sack as much as i'd consider licking the sack of The Plush'n'Fabulous Fucker.




indeed.











(♫-1) (b.k.a., Ross Mathews)
(♫-2) (b.k.a., Anthony Steven Kalloniatis{♫-2a})
(♫-3) (or, whenever)
(♫-4) (®.)
(♫-5) (not especially in such a non-traditonal way!)
(♫-6) (also ®.)


{♫-2a} {whom, actually, i coulda swore was a Fuckin' Italian.}

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