i ... had ***A Dream.***

´a pretty unfortunate dream.

´one with the ostensive-consequence of me waking-up with a throbbing erection^{(♫-1), (♫-2)}, to boot.

i'm just going to divulge the details about this Dream that i feel you, at the moment, should know.

me and [????] found ourselves simply hanging out, walking through a certain, common↕place Shopping Venue(♫-3) together ─ as how Friendly Acquaintances normally would.

apparently i had been very reluctant to tell this big fucker i wanted to Be Intimate with him but, i guess, i finally figured closed mouths don't get fed so i swallowed ... my pride, went ahead, and told him my Desire.

Surprisingly, he wasn't shocked or offended by my revelation; rather, he: picked me up from behind, bear-hug_style, in his... ...BIG STRONG ARMS; grabbed my hard dick, for just a moment(♫-4); and then, (i think), told me he was considering letting himself indulge me ─ if not, at least, just a little.

it is self-evidently_sufficient for me to say to y'all that My Heart jumped when Dave Batista actually agreed to even that much ... but i really liked that part where my subconscience allowed me a simulation of what it'd be like to get affectionately/playfully-man↕handled ... by such a manly-man.

:-\

which makes It all-the-more cruel.....
.....´though i don't fore↕see my ever getting a sudden-feeling that i will want or need to be fucked or, even, dominated/[``]abused[´´] in any [other {major}] way, just because i am a bit on the short side ... well, there is, still, something pretty-fuckin'-nice about having a Big Butch Bloake^(♫-5) want to strong-arm me like that: to feel his Warm, Soft, Supple Flesh against my own...

...

...and i have not been experiencing either of Those Sensations often enough, at all.

~↕↕~

oh well.



happy new year, Fuckers.

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(♫-1) (and i don't believe It had anything to do with a Full Bladder either.)
(♫-2) (additionally, i am not a Wet Dreamer: probably because my subconscience wouldn't allow such a thing, anyway.)
(♫-3) (one that, {albeit usually in different incarnations ─ although always in the same location}, quite often has appeared in These Dreams of Mine.)
(♫-4) (which is all that My Subconscience would probably ever allow me, i am reckoning; incidentally, this gropage of His felt very life-like, indeed.)
(♫-5) (3-hit Standard Alliteration-combo: +2,008 Kudos bonus points; +11 Style Points

these are a few of my favourite things.

and i don't give a fuck about it, either:

this is all being done simply in the pursuit of my furtherly
sharing, with yinz, some more of those Things that interest Me.

:-\


i have a definite affinity for EYE CANDY...
...although my affinity for Facing & Accepting Reality seems to be set even higher.


:-).


it be what It be ... and, for as long as i continue to place no individual in immediate physical-/psychologic-danger^(♫), i'mma keep goin' at it, ´still not givin' A Fuck.

with That said:

_\↕/_ _\↕/_

the thing about It is.. ..is if i were to be [a}n actual{ female], then i would have to put up with a different, perhaps even more-injurious sort of Bull↕Shit ─ presumably as the trade↕off for my being able to enjoy the easier-access to all this Macho Dick.


why-oh-fuckin'_why can't mutha↕fuckas just be normal?
and why can't a chick who simply likes Sperm Baths just be left alone about it?


(and why do i have to tell some of You that you can click on those Question Mark Boxes above to see additional photos of ... fellas who have crotches that i also have an interest for burying my face into, but didn't want to immediately-reveal the identities of their respective owners ─ so as to signify that these are not the fellows for whom this Entry was originally-crafted?)

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(♫) (as dictated by TRADITION, this Immediacy extends down through 7°-of-removal from Source.)

2 girls...

...and, yeah, ONE CUP.

i've seen It.


...i actually wish i knew the name of that music which plays in it .. for, of Its Self, that is something which can relax me.

although i reck'n, Now, i can't turn the sound of It up too loudly, lest i face some sort of Retribution, from those [other {unfortunate souls}] in The Know, later.


it's pretty fucked-up that i can't enjoy Good Music in peace.

_\↕/_ _\↕/_

...and just when you thought that This was the apex of our degradation, there are actually 2 new Scat/Puke Clips like it, into which you may sink your collective teeves.

:-).

these do not have quite the same [psychological] impact as its' Predecessor, just because they don't use That Song but, rather, other out-of-place muzaks; all-the-same, if you're not as hardcore as i am, you probably won't be able to sit through 20-seconds of these clips.

*(shrug)*

by no means do i find any of That appealing: as a matter-of-fact, if That Stuff was happening with All Dudes instead of All Chicks, i'd probably like The Ideology of it even less.
(maybe it's something to do with me having the innate-understanding that, perhaps, those Chickies you see in those clips were in desperate need of Money, which is why they were partaking of such abomination ─ i was even able to observe their numerous attempts to mask their own natural repulsion from contact with the Excrement.

females don't do That for fun ... but i can bet you that Dudes would do it, for recreation.)
all the same, i guess my program of Toughening Up is still working.

i can probably sit through almost anything, now, as long as i don't have to actually smell The Action ─ no matter my training, my stomach/sinuses will never be able to endure Rank Odours.

must see TeeVee!

on a lighter note, i just wanna fire off some of the names of my favourite current
prime-time programming (mostly, but not exclusively, prime-time) in no particular order(?):

• scrubs



• The Office (US)



• 30 Rock



• house



• Criminal Minds



• MAD TV



• reno 911



• Family Guy



• [my name is earl]



• American Dad!



• Saturday Night Live



• late night with Conan o'Brien



• Rules of Engagement



• How I Met Your Mother



• the Tonight Show with ***Jay Leno***



• [back to you]



• Fox 45's News (varying time↕slots)



• [sex and The City]



• girls behaving badly



• cheaters

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past recent-favourites have, in no particular order, included:

• the George Lopez show



• My Wife & Kids



• the King of Queens



• Frasier (!!)



• the Drew Carey show



• Becker (!!!!)



• [Chappelle Show]



• that 70's show



• WWE [and Friends] (before i finally got tired of being expected to accept all these ludicrous things It consistently tried shoving down my throat ─ That which i still plan to write about, some time down the line)

~↕↕~

there are others..
..but, for me to list Those would be getting a bit too deep.

If You Know What I Mean.

Pride and ... Politics? (e.2; part 1 of 2)

as far as I am aware, it probably just does not occur to the average of You to be so purely-Straight that you conscientiously opt for acquiring only the least risky of Adult-oriented Media; surely, you are aware of the presence of such Media, though?


yes?


but if That were to be the case, then, why don't more of you mini-fruits just acquire Them, instead? just whom is it, amongst you Breeders, that make these male porn-stars so fuckin' ... "star-like," anyway? (i really just cannot imagine an average Heterosexual [American] Woman concerning herself with such lascivious, prurient things).

...what makes a Porn Dude legendary?

• how many Nutts he can bust on a Bitch?



• the number of PEARL NECKLACES he can bestow upon multiple chicks?



• ´just HOW FAR he can blow his wad, and the volumniousness of This Ejaculæ, thence?^(♫-1)



• how many Eyes he can burn, for the night, with the Baby Batter this fucker firehosed around without regard for anyone or any-other-thing but his own fucking pleasure??

That's pretty gay, worrying about the carnal exploits of another [nigger]^(♫-2), y'know.


/digress

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no one person can be only exclusively attracted to its opposite sex. that much is apparent, to me. even if you were to try to eliminate all traces of [Gay],──environmental and personified,──from the human population, and succeeded: some time down The Line, more of those people [who, in this hateful-assèd Society, bear the unfortunate-disposition of wanting to experience That Love Which Dares Not Speak Its Name,] will eventually emerge, once more; two things would have to come of That Development, though:

1. from the moment you begin to re-kill all of them, you surely will have guaranteed the creation of your own cozy spot in Hell; and the suffering you'd undergo, there, will be a lot worse than anything that which can be inflicted upon that civil-minded dude who just wanted to lick the scrotum of some other dude, and had been acting only as such, while still living;


2. when you begin to embark upon further research on these new gays' Genes to determine if These were the cause of their .. coming out as They had, you shall have already admitted that, no, [the desiring for the flesh of {The Similar}] is almost never a choice.

:-).

~↕↕~

and don't even get me started on the Bible Thumpers, who use these fanciful-Religious Texts to justify our continued persecution.


this Bible of yours says a lot of things ... but i don't exactly see you fuckers being especially consistent in following those precepts, either.


frankly, this Bible,──as utilized by most variations of the Christian Faith,──and Kōran,──as utilized by most variations of Islam,──seems to ask you fuckers to do & believe some pretty silly things; but ... it goes back to something I realized, about 7-years ago: the fact that most of you ..... well. i'll be nice, here:

it goes back to that thing i realized, some years ago:

that most of you need some[thing {mystical ⌠and OTHER↕WORLDLY⌡}] to guide your actions.

for, verily, without such an influence, you surely will be lost.

*(shrug).*

next to what, basically, amounts to the continued pursuit [and conquering] of Pussy, religion^(♫-3) has also been quite the successful-Historical Instigator of Strife.

i have also heard that it's probably not so much the thoughts of the actual Acts of [Male-on-Male] Coupling which be the thing that, for any given [heterosexual-identified {male}], gives rise to the feelings of Repulsion so much as it might be the deeply instinctual-impulse of being fearful for seeming, to other indiwiduals, like a Weakling, Deviant, or a SYMPATHIZER: in that, being the Receiver/Insertee is the task which is to be handled by the "weaker"^(♫-4) of the two [standard] sexes ─ Females.


it's very understandable, actually.

this neanderthalian-mentality.


especially These Days, when said-weaker individuals will, indeed, be surruptitiously-squashed, with little-to-no after↕thought; additionally.. ..well, Ignorance continues to breed Fear & Hate, and ... muther↕fuckers, to be blunt, are quite Cruel ─ just on a psychological-level, alone, can one of these 1995-born Demon Spawn easily, thoughtlessly-yet-premeditatedly, CRUSH another, otherwise-decent person. for just the slightest of [perceived] infractions.^(♫-5)

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i've long ago already spared more words on This than y'all A.D.D.-muther↕fuckers will be willing to sift through; yet, there is just so much more i can come up with, to gripe about. but, at the moment, i just don't feel like doing it. so i won't.

the quintessent moral of My Yarn is, just be nice to The Gays, because you will never be able to get rid of them using a methodology that Your Lord will sanction.



but if you really do want to find out, in Hades, for yourselves the consequences of those actions i am trying to steer ya from taking, then, go ahead..
..just remember, during your Journey, that all "fags" you try to poach won't, so easily, go down: the quiet-seeming Book Nerd might be the one who finna take a few of you gay-bashers Six Feet Under with her.
and i feel pretty confident that a just god would go on ahead and give Her the pass to eternal happiness, in spite of her man↕slaughter, while You who took that poor lass down for something as fucking stupid as ..... whose crotch she elected to bury her face in will, indeed, be given the pass to rot away in the sulphurous depths, forever↕more.


Indeed.

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(♫-1) (3-hit unintentional-STUFF OF LEGENDS-rhyming combo: +7,801 Kudos bonus points; +57 Style Points.)

(♫-2) (feel free to, yet again, substitute that slur with "Cracker", if you so desire it ─ it doesn't really matter to me, since i wasn't referring specifically to black men, and almost always don't, when i use "nigger", anyway.)

(♫-3) (or, rather, man's continued misinterpretation and misapplication of It)

(♫-4) (or "less [obviously-]dominant")

(♫-5) (remember what i've said about the effects of Lead Poisoning! amongst all the other various, mind_altering-toxins that [select] children have been administered, over the decades ..... centuries...)