must see TeeVee!

on a lighter note, i just wanna fire off some of the names of my favourite current
prime-time programming (mostly, but not exclusively, prime-time) in no particular order(?):

• scrubs



• The Office (US)



• 30 Rock



• house



• Criminal Minds



• MAD TV



• reno 911



• Family Guy



• [my name is earl]



• American Dad!



• Saturday Night Live



• late night with Conan o'Brien



• Rules of Engagement



• How I Met Your Mother



• the Tonight Show with ***Jay Leno***



• [back to you]



• Fox 45's News (varying time↕slots)



• [sex and The City]



• girls behaving badly



• cheaters

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past recent-favourites have, in no particular order, included:

• the George Lopez show



• My Wife & Kids



• the King of Queens



• Frasier (!!)



• the Drew Carey show



• Becker (!!!!)



• [Chappelle Show]



• that 70's show



• WWE [and Friends] (before i finally got tired of being expected to accept all these ludicrous things It consistently tried shoving down my throat ─ That which i still plan to write about, some time down the line)

~↕↕~

there are others..
..but, for me to list Those would be getting a bit too deep.

If You Know What I Mean.

Pride and ... Politics? (e.2; part 1 of 2)

as far as I am aware, it probably just does not occur to the average of You to be so purely-Straight that you conscientiously opt for acquiring only the least risky of Adult-oriented Media; surely, you are aware of the presence of such Media, though?


yes?


but if That were to be the case, then, why don't more of you mini-fruits just acquire Them, instead? just whom is it, amongst you Breeders, that make these male porn-stars so fuckin' ... "star-like," anyway? (i really just cannot imagine an average Heterosexual [American] Woman concerning herself with such lascivious, prurient things).

...what makes a Porn Dude legendary?

• how many Nutts he can bust on a Bitch?



• the number of PEARL NECKLACES he can bestow upon multiple chicks?



• ´just HOW FAR he can blow his wad, and the volumniousness of This Ejaculæ, thence?^(♫-1)



• how many Eyes he can burn, for the night, with the Baby Batter this fucker firehosed around without regard for anyone or any-other-thing but his own fucking pleasure??

That's pretty gay, worrying about the carnal exploits of another [nigger]^(♫-2), y'know.


/digress

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no one person can be only exclusively attracted to its opposite sex. that much is apparent, to me. even if you were to try to eliminate all traces of [Gay],──environmental and personified,──from the human population, and succeeded: some time down The Line, more of those people [who, in this hateful-assèd Society, bear the unfortunate-disposition of wanting to experience That Love Which Dares Not Speak Its Name,] will eventually emerge, once more; two things would have to come of That Development, though:

1. from the moment you begin to re-kill all of them, you surely will have guaranteed the creation of your own cozy spot in Hell; and the suffering you'd undergo, there, will be a lot worse than anything that which can be inflicted upon that civil-minded dude who just wanted to lick the scrotum of some other dude, and had been acting only as such, while still living;


2. when you begin to embark upon further research on these new gays' Genes to determine if These were the cause of their .. coming out as They had, you shall have already admitted that, no, [the desiring for the flesh of {The Similar}] is almost never a choice.

:-).

~↕↕~

and don't even get me started on the Bible Thumpers, who use these fanciful-Religious Texts to justify our continued persecution.


this Bible of yours says a lot of things ... but i don't exactly see you fuckers being especially consistent in following those precepts, either.


frankly, this Bible,──as utilized by most variations of the Christian Faith,──and Kōran,──as utilized by most variations of Islam,──seems to ask you fuckers to do & believe some pretty silly things; but ... it goes back to something I realized, about 7-years ago: the fact that most of you ..... well. i'll be nice, here:

it goes back to that thing i realized, some years ago:

that most of you need some[thing {mystical ⌠and OTHER↕WORLDLY⌡}] to guide your actions.

for, verily, without such an influence, you surely will be lost.

*(shrug).*

next to what, basically, amounts to the continued pursuit [and conquering] of Pussy, religion^(♫-3) has also been quite the successful-Historical Instigator of Strife.

i have also heard that it's probably not so much the thoughts of the actual Acts of [Male-on-Male] Coupling which be the thing that, for any given [heterosexual-identified {male}], gives rise to the feelings of Repulsion so much as it might be the deeply instinctual-impulse of being fearful for seeming, to other indiwiduals, like a Weakling, Deviant, or a SYMPATHIZER: in that, being the Receiver/Insertee is the task which is to be handled by the "weaker"^(♫-4) of the two [standard] sexes ─ Females.


it's very understandable, actually.

this neanderthalian-mentality.


especially These Days, when said-weaker individuals will, indeed, be surruptitiously-squashed, with little-to-no after↕thought; additionally.. ..well, Ignorance continues to breed Fear & Hate, and ... muther↕fuckers, to be blunt, are quite Cruel ─ just on a psychological-level, alone, can one of these 1995-born Demon Spawn easily, thoughtlessly-yet-premeditatedly, CRUSH another, otherwise-decent person. for just the slightest of [perceived] infractions.^(♫-5)

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i've long ago already spared more words on This than y'all A.D.D.-muther↕fuckers will be willing to sift through; yet, there is just so much more i can come up with, to gripe about. but, at the moment, i just don't feel like doing it. so i won't.

the quintessent moral of My Yarn is, just be nice to The Gays, because you will never be able to get rid of them using a methodology that Your Lord will sanction.



but if you really do want to find out, in Hades, for yourselves the consequences of those actions i am trying to steer ya from taking, then, go ahead..
..just remember, during your Journey, that all "fags" you try to poach won't, so easily, go down: the quiet-seeming Book Nerd might be the one who finna take a few of you gay-bashers Six Feet Under with her.
and i feel pretty confident that a just god would go on ahead and give Her the pass to eternal happiness, in spite of her man↕slaughter, while You who took that poor lass down for something as fucking stupid as ..... whose crotch she elected to bury her face in will, indeed, be given the pass to rot away in the sulphurous depths, forever↕more.


Indeed.

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(♫-1) (3-hit unintentional-STUFF OF LEGENDS-rhyming combo: +7,801 Kudos bonus points; +57 Style Points.)

(♫-2) (feel free to, yet again, substitute that slur with "Cracker", if you so desire it ─ it doesn't really matter to me, since i wasn't referring specifically to black men, and almost always don't, when i use "nigger", anyway.)

(♫-3) (or, rather, man's continued misinterpretation and misapplication of It)

(♫-4) (or "less [obviously-]dominant")

(♫-5) (remember what i've said about the effects of Lead Poisoning! amongst all the other various, mind_altering-toxins that [select] children have been administered, over the decades ..... centuries...)

Pride and ... Politics? (e.2; part 1 of 2)

an over-night change to all this Foolishness just ain't happening: it is rather obvious that shit is gonna be getting worse before it gets better.

it legitimately pains me,──especially as A Pisces,──to have to acquiesce like That, but, our idealism can only be taken so far before we finally have to just knuckle-up and be realistic; i actually am far from Religious^(♫-1) yet, i keep finding myself asking for G.O.D..

the god who, of course, will pro'ly show himself just when the BREAKING POINT has been reached by the last person around [who'd qualify for {an After↕Life of Peace}] who had managed to hold on to Sanity.

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actually, i'm writing this little entry up because i want to throw in my acknowledgement that, yeah, this whole issue with [Alternative{, non_Male/Female-based} Sexualities^(♫-2)] obviously is nothing but a seemingly very-effective Smoke↕Screen for distracting the average person from tackling the issues that really matter.

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Famines; [Plagues]; [Homo]sexuality; Natural Disasters, and, yeah, Wars.

i hate the fact that This has to be included amongst those five, but, yeah, These are the ostensive, ever-present devices put in place to try to curtail the Human Population from burgeoning out of control: i can imagine that there are quite a few Bitches around who'd love to lap up some of my sperm, or/and, get bred by me, for example; and i know there are many more traditionally_heterosexual-seeming Men and Womyn out there, too, who don't want nothin' to do with The Opposite Sex, and never will have Sexual Relations with it, either.

´fuckin' Heterosexual Idiots: do you know just how much more competition you would have to deal with if all these fuckers you seem to insist on bashing were converted into fuckers who suddenly ... felt THE NEED TO BREED?

have you seen how good-looking a sizable-number of us [non_exclusive-Heterosexuals] are??

SHEE-IT.

y'all niggiz wouldn't even see It comin'.

even with those 4-other controls set firmly in place, if every person of normal_physiologic-function were, from The Beginning of Time, genetically-focused solely on Procreating, one of at least two things will have happened by now:

1. our current population would, somehow, be closer to a minimum of 8-billion;


2. the destruction of This Planet may have already commenced, due to all the Natural and Artificial Resources having long been consumed.

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furthermore, one of the few things i would be willing to bet money on, is the fact that, even if You were to somehow-otherwise totally, and completely [segregate out] all people who [just don't have an interest in procreating and pursuing those individuals of the Contrary Sex who choose to, at least almost exclusively, espouse^(♫-3) those base-{æsthetic ⌠and behavioral⌡ traits} universally-recognized to be associated with that Sex], and, furtherly, remove all possible "[Gay] Influences", y'all would still eventually find some fruit among you.

and what would you say, then?

no one's told that girl anything about pussy-eating..
..nor has she even ever had any thoughts about undertaking such an activity.
..but, what does she find herself wanting to do, now, after she's watched that heterosexual porn?^(♫-4)

~↕↕~

how crazy of an idea is That, anyway?
the limiting of further productions of porn to just solo-performances, and disallowing all possible references to Opposite Sex within these, just so future generations won't be able to risk "getting any `Ideas´"?

but, That is what eventually will have to be done ... in a totalitarian-world like That, to preserve such an ... "ideal".

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for, obviously, deviations from Heterosexuality are, mostly, genetical.

(even within the non-human clans, there are Faggies; tell me: upon whom will you Homo↕Phones blame this phenomenon? Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? {them ⌠animal⌡ niggers don't get that show out in the middle of the Fuckin' Congan Jungle!})

and, it's been said that few, if any, can be completely Heterosexual or Homosexual, anyway.
or, it's been said that few, if any, can be exclusively attracted to, uh.. ..their [Gender] Opposite, anyway.^(♫-5)

if you'd like to case-in-point me: if you're a self-identified Heterosexual [Male], just think back to the first reäction you had when i told you the only type of porn you would be truly-entitled to enjoying^(♫-6).

as a matter-of-fact, i probably don't even have to go that far: for those of you who have The Porno On Video, think about how many of them involve:

• man-on-woman;
• man & man-on-woman (with no sort or form of contact between the two bloakes [{captured} on camera]);


• woman & woman-on-man;

• woman-and-woman using toys only;
• woman-on-woman, toys optional;

• woman;
• woman with Toys
• woman without Toys

easily, i could, with little error, extrapolate the results i'd get from That Poll to the rest of you who would have porn, if not for fear of something that Gays, themselves, are quite familiar with:

RETRIBUTION.

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(♫-1) ;-).

(♫-2) (or, worded more plainly, Homo- and Bi-sexuality.)

(♫-3) (sosumi for the fuckin'-split-infinitive.)

(♫-4) (This, as being the other reason why, if i were a true-Heterosexual, {and especially one who is against anything that deviates from It}, i'd be interested only in watching solo-female mastubatory action ... i'd even go so far as to disallow her the use of any object that even remotely-resembles an anatomically-correct penis.
This, as being the basis for the next issue I'm going to broach in a bit, after you reverse-link back to the regular text.)

(♫-5) (this is one of the reasons i'm having a bit of difficulty with writing this entry: Gender & Sexuality is far from easy to explain, especially in layman's terms, without my being compelled to spend many words on It.)

(♫-6) (remember, your God doesn't like Hypocrites, so ... you can't be the dude who tries to get around my restriction by saying well, how about two chickies [goin' at It] instead of just the one? but be that same guy who says if i even ever fuckin' think about two dudes Doin' It together i will beat someone's fuckin' ass!: dykin' It and fudgepackin' It are no worse than the other ... you selfish muther↕fuckin' slimy-rain↕coat_wearin' bitch.)

Economics, and You.

ya know ... based on the way Things are shaping themselves, right now, i really should be feeling fuckin' Legitimately Scared.

as in, SHAKING IN MY FUCKING BOOTS, and, unable to even type anything.

because, yeah, there is A Problem; there is a Problem, and, not too much longer from Now, there ostensibly will be an even bigger Problem, from that preceding one's Logical Extension, to contend with.

☺.

i will continue trying not to make it seem to you guys that i possess even a remote-idea of the WORKINGS OF ECONOMICS...
...on the other hand, i suppose you guys need only take a quick gander at What Goes On Around You, as you read these words, to understand that, perhaps, these so-called "experts" haven't been exhibiting an especially-keen sensibility for managing That, either.

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i really don't even know what to say, about It.

´dumb-assèd Bush, acting as quite the perfect Agent of Leviathan, after all: sinking Us──what was it?──one-trillion dollars down The Hole, for a cause that at least half of The Country, upon whose name It is being fought, doesn't even want anything to do with in the first place...

...i would not be shocked if another Great Depression soon rears its head once more.

~↕↕~

greed; envy; gluttony; lust; sloth...

...pride..

..and, to some extent,

wrath.

i can see, hence, how Those Sins will be the down↕falling of many who, otherwise, fancied They were actually above Spiritual Law.

it's all coming together, now... ...this "correction"; unfortunately, untold numbers of lives will be lost, in the ensuing chaos that shall come from its unfolding ─ oh, it'll start off on a relatively-small enough scale, though...
...but all this Latent Anger that, presumably, shall be the vehicle for this Correction will, indeed, eventually build up to a quite-visible CRESCENDO.

and this Money──[the pursuit of] which thing I had been insisting was the root of Most Worldly Evils──will begin to not mean much of a damn, anymore, with at least 71.23% of the Materialistic Bull↕Shit here all [destroyed], thereby rendered UNSALEABLE, and what↕not.

(the battle of Macs vs. PCs, suffice-it-to-say, wouldn't be relevant for quite a long time, thereäfter.)

~↕↕~

now, how will this Apocalypse really play out?

i have to wonder about that.

i can be fairly certain that the NOT UNITED STATES will have a central role in its execution, though; i also get the feeling that ... the individuals who falsely-present themselves as being representatives of the Islamic Faith shall be pivotal, too.

...

:-).




but there really isn't much I can do about it.

seemingly.



...how many times, though, can the more-sensible amongst Us keep warning you muther↕fuckers about the prat↕falls of Your Ways?

one of my main Pet Peeves is being compelled to undertake repetitive, unnecessary, unprofitable, actions^(♫).

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(♫) (that Money Cloak can only shield y'all for so long, you know; to top That off, i predict that there will probably be an actual reëmergence of Robin Hood.)

i finally ``got 'some'´´!

(it went down late tuesday night.

W00T.)

and he was such a fan of my Cock being in his ass, and the technique i utilized thereöf, thence, it didn't take him an especial-long time to, uhh.. ..CLIMAX from it.


he apparently liked said Cock so much that, just before i left, he even felt compelled to try to get us to Rub One More Out: with my tongue back on his nipples, his hand on my Meat, he jacked his uncut-pinga and got off in ..... about 4-minutes?^(♫)


thereby c[o]ming on His Carpet, for the second time.

☺.

~↕↕~

i don't know what to make of It, though ─ this fucker, more-or-less, lives "right down the street" from me; or ..... i don't know what to make of It, though ─ this fucker lives quite within The Walking Distance of me.

and,─speaking for myself anyway,─i'd definitely be interested in another Go Around with him ... only, i don't know if I can, again, under his current set of Circumstances.

(i really am surprised i even agreed to go through with It, this first time, in considering them; i reck'n i pro'ly went and did The Horizontal [Love↕Seat] Dance wit` ´im only because i assessed Papí as being relatively-Low Risk.)

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ahh..
..and to top It off, he's the type of PERSON OF COLOUR i dig:

THE AMERICANIZED ONE.

(´americanized, and not stupid.
´reck'n ah might could even say r'sponsible, too.)


´which is something else that'll contribute to my further disillusionment: let us just say that i won't foreseeably be able to snuggle up with this one.


´which woulda been nice especially on That Night, since i was all fuckin' todo tirado, m'self: ´not really having gotten all the sleep i was entitled to, what-so-ever, earlier in the day.. ..because i needed to accomplish some Grocery Shopping, and knew that if i didn't do it some time after i came back in from work that day, i pro'ly would not have been able to snag another viable opportunity (that wouldn't put me from out of my Comfort Zone) for quite a while.


oh well.


i'll take anything reasonable that i can get: and this dude was cute, with an adequate amount of Body Hair to balance out the admitted-surplus Adipose Tissue on his torso.

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so, a tiny portion of My Thirst has been slaked: if i didn't have to feel like i had to be ON MY GUARD, emotionally; and if i had been able to procure the proper amount of BED REST prior-the-meet, then, there woulda been an additional 0.57% of That taken away, for me ... and, in the process, pro'ly woulda also wound-up upsetting this fucker's world, if not at least Just A Little.

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(♫) (i, personally, elected not to bust any additonal Nutts: i really wanted to get back in The House before it had gotten too much later, and .. if i were going to be doing something like That again, it woulda had to've been in a more proper manner ─ one which certainly would not have had me with all of my Clothes plus my Winter Gear still on.)